How Did We Get Into This Mess - KOTLC Oneshots

Tammy Boi| Meeting Ashlyn

If is a strange word, Tam thought. It left so much room for error, a word without a rigid result. Tam needed Keefe to focus on his Legacy for everything to be fixed. But Sophie was posing too much of a distraction. 

They could think about things like that if the Neverseen is defeated.

If the danger ever died down the drama could start up.

But now was not the time.

"TAMMY! I NEED HEEEEEEEEELP!" Tam rushed to Linh, watching her sob next to Princess Purryfin's fishbowl.

"What happened!"

"Princess Purryfins doesn't approve of Wyliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" I guess the drama is going down anyway. 

"How so?" Linh glared at Tam and he remembered all the times the murcat had snapped at Wylie, and then looked at a ripped picture of the guy in the tank.

"Keefe needs me! I have to go!"

"Keefe?" But Tam had already leaped away. Not to Keefe of course.

To the forbidden cites. Or more specifically, Barnes & Noble. Where Sophie would be meeting Amy along with EVERYONE but Keefe. Or at least that's what they told him. Tam walked over to their table, shrouding a brownie in shadows so nobody would take it. That was when he heard the squealing.

His head whipped towards a girl with dirty blond hair and brown eyes, his bangs not moving an inch. 

Sophie, there's an insane girl over there by the row of big paperbacks. We need to go.

Relax Tam, elves are abnormally-um-visually appealing-remember last time? 

It isn't like that!

Then go talk to her. Tam glared at Sophie and stomped over to the girl without making a sound.

"HiTamI'mAshlynandcanyouintroducemeto THE SQUAD!!!" Tam nodded, taken aback, and walked back over to the table grimly while munching on his brownie. "Oh, and Keefemayormaynotbehidingfromyoubehindthecheckoutcounter." Tam sensed Keefe. He just didn't care. 

Once they had arrived at brownie central Ashlyn started talking again. 

"SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN RESEARCHING AND WE HAVE COMPILED VOLUMES OF YOUR HISTORY. Anyways. Heeey! YeaI'mAshlynandI'lljustpretendIdon'tknowyournames." Everybody looked at each other and turned back to Ashlyn.

"Soo, I'm Biana and  I could use some help convincing Sophie to let me give her a makeover." It went on in such a way until it was Tam's turn. He just nodded at her. Sophie pulled Keefe out from behind the counter and made him say hi, and Keefe hid behind the counter once again, Sophie tilted slightly that way because neither had let go.

"I feel like I've known you guys forever. But there are some blank spaces...AnYwAyS, what are you even doing here?" Sophie looked to the group and they shrugged.

"We're looking for unregistered elves from elf-human relationships."

The squealing erupted again. Whisper-squealing. 

~Ashlyn's brain P.O.V.~

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(A/N: was it okay @keefieboi ? 4 words. REMEMBER TO VOTE, COMMENT, AND REQUEST! SIlent readers live silent lives. I made that up, & it's probably totally inaccurate. By until later today, when I will be posting.)