How Did We Get Into This Mess - KOTLC Oneshots

Always You

"Pass the salt?" Though it was phrased as a question, Keefe knew it was an order. He quickly complied, ceasing to rim wineglasses. Sophie sprinkled the decorative salt chunks over her chocolates, precisely placing them with telekinesis. At least she wasn't a klutz when it came to telekinetics.

"Airbrush please," Sophie requested, setting her tray into the fridge. She held her hand out, carefully studying the malleable fruit skin elves used as fondant on her cake.

"Woah there Foster. Mad respect for the last time you played with fire, but the same strategy probably won't end well for Bianas cake," Keefe said, jokingly referring to when Sophie burned down a Neverseen storage facility. Arson was hot! Heh. Get it? But seriously, Sophie was insanely attractive with her determined face. 

"Keefe?"

"Yeah?" 

Sophie smiled coyly.

"Give me the damn airbrush." He did so, rolling his eyes.

"I saw that," Sophie informed him, shading her fruit skin into beautiful ombre purple. 

"Oh yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it?" Dancing around, Keefe wiggled his butt, acting like a five year old. Well, Sophie had met five year olds more mature.

Setting down the airbrush, she turned the tool off. 

"This."

Sophie pinned Keefe against the wall, her body pressed up against his. 

"Can't dance anymore now, can you," Sophie announced triumphantly. 

Keefe winked, twirling her around in an expert maneuver. Sophie's eyes widened, her mouth open in an o of shock. She should have seen this coming. 

"Now who has the power?" Keefe smirked, breathing hard. 

Sophie grabbed the empaths collar, fingers tipping his head back.

"You know it was always me," she whispered, walking straight past him.

Bonus Piece

"I thought she was gonna kiss me," Keefe whined, still rewinding the scenario mentally. "All the signs were there!"

Ro contemplatively raised an eyebrow, squinting at her charge. 

"If you ask me, she's grown out of her oblivion and is taking advantage of your feelings to get what she wants," the ogre explained, serious for the first time ever when it came to Keefe's love life.

"Then why was it so sexy," Keefe moaned, melting underneath his desk to hide the blush on his face. 

"I mean, that's Sophie for ya," Ro said, sharpening her claws.

"Wait what."

(I hope you enjoyed it! I'm thinking of creating a patreon or a buy me a coffee, but most of my readers probably don't have a credit/debit card- I'd love to make money doing something I really like! Anyhoo, I owe y'all a few more updates. Setting ideas anyone?)