“Should we be worried, look at that devilish grin on her face?” Benny asks. “I don’t know.” I tell him. “I couldn’t find a meme to describe my utter RAGE at the bitch who broke my Uncle’s heart just know karma is coming for you.” [@ElizabethOlsen: I’m scared and I didn’t do it] [@MelanieSloan: Don’t cuss Sarah] [@SamMily: Proud Mama right here] [@ScarlettJohansson: Same pop off dear] [@SarahJohansson: Mom never say ‘pop off’ again] [@ScarlettJohansson: Fine] [@BenjiMily: I love my family]
“Well that was intense.” Benny says. “Agree but I meant it when I said proud Mama.” I tell him. Scarlett’s POV “Sarah, are you ok?” I ask after the post. “Yeah I’m just angry and feeling very protective. Can you walk yet?” She smirks. “Sarah, that's completely inappropriate and no I can’t.” I blush. “It would be funny if you had twins again.” She laughs. “Damn how many siblings do you want?” I laugh. “Eh a little army of younger siblings at my command I could take over the world.” She says. “Ok I don’t think you will have that many. I think.” I say. “I think?! Oh my god Mom.” She breaks out in laughter. “What the fuck is Sam doing?” I ask when I look up and see her hanging out off the ceiling. “I don’t know, she’s weird and most likely to fix something.” Sarah says. “I married a very strange woman.” I chuckle. “I heard that!” I hear from the vents, making me laugh harder.
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“Mom when she saw Ma hanging out of the ceiling” [@ScarlettJohansson: How did I not see you take that] [@SarahJohansson: I learned from the best] [@SamMily: I have taught you well young padawan] [@ElizabethOlsen: Why is Sam in the ceiling] [@LauraMily: I would like to know that as well] [@BenjiMily: She’s fixing some wiring] [@MelanieSloan: You guys turned off the breaker right] [@SamMily: Oh shit I knew I forgot something] [@ScarlettJohansson: SAM OUT OF THE CEILING] [@SarahJohansson: Too late and Danny learned a new word]
“OH FUCK! SON OF A BITCH! COCKSUCKER! MOTHERFUCKER!! BITCH ASS!” Sam yells out. “Sam stop cussing and get out of the ceiling!” I call out. “Cocksucker.” Danny repeats. “SAM!!” I yell. Oh shit we woke the twins and Elizabeth. “I’ll take Wyatt.” Benny says before handing me Elizabeth. Sam hops out of the ceiling and I can see the burn on her hand from here. “Ok I’ll watch all of them.” Benny says. I hobble to Sam more worried than angry now. “Come on, you need that cleaned and I need you to use your good hand to balance me.” I say so she wraps her arm around my waist.
Sam’s POV 2 days later “So we are going to Norway?” I ask for the millionth time. “Yes, that is where we are doing the next bit of filming for Black Widow.” Scarlett informs me. “Cool, I've never been out of the country.” I say. “I’m going to Atlanta with Aunt Lizzie.” Sarah says walking passed the open office door. “Does your Aunt know that?” Scarlett asks. “Yep she wants to take all of us actually.” Sarah says. “Elizabeth is old enough.” I say. “Just you and me in Norway. I like it.” Scarlett says pulling out her phone calling Liz. “I’m already here! I knew you guys would say yes so I am taking your children.” Liz says walking into the office. “Why am I not surprised? Do we at least get to say goodbye to OUR kids?” Scarlett says pointing between me and her. “Well yeah. But you better hurry, the twins are already in my car.” Liz smiles. “WHAT?” I yell running out the door. “Babe, the twins are still in the living room!” Scarlett calls out to me and I walk back into the house. “That was mean.” I point to Liz. “No, it was funny.” Scarlett laughs. “Wait, you knew?” I ask. “Yeah it was my idea.” Scarlett laughs. “You Ma’am are going to have to be punished for that.” I growl wrapping my arms around her waist and her arms go around my neck. “You are going to have to wait to do that till we are in Norway.” Scarlett smiles. “I’m going to throw up.” Liz says. “You just need to get laid. Robbie needs to fuck you.” I joke and she blushes and mumbles something. “What was that?” I ask. “Turns out you two aren’t the only ones that can break a bed.” She smirks. “Whooo get that dick.” Scarlett cheers. “I’m a horrible influence on you.” I tell her. “Yeah maybe but you are great in bed.” She says, giving me a kiss. “And she keeps knocking you up.” Liz laughs. “What? Are you pregnant again?” I ask. “Not that I know of.” Scarlett says. “Maybe she is a witch.” I say then Liz does the head tilt. “AAH NOT THE HEAD TILT!!!” I shriek running out of the room.
Scarlett’s POV We land in Norway and are driven to the hotel. “I’m tired.” Sam sighs plopping down on the bed. “So I’m getting out of my punishment then?” I ask laying next to her. “I didn’t say I was that tired.” She says rolling over hovering over me.
A/N Cliffhanger. This chapter’s question is would you rather be the funniest or the smartest person in the room? I would rather be the funniest because that doesn’t mean I’m not smart. Anygays see you in the next one.
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