One Shots 'The nursery nurse'

The crazy Aunt

It was a normal day for Sorscha, she had just got home and just wanted to spend a nice evening with her wife.

But when she entered the living room. She saw her wife with a 'please help me' look.

Sitting on the couch was Clodagh's Aunt Nacy. Who was praying.

Sorscha ignored her and went to Clodagh. "Hey babe." She gave her a kiss. "What's going on here."

"Don't ask..." Clodagh mumbled.

Nacy was still praying.

" Aunt Nacy! Can you stop it! I don't want our neighbours to think we belong to a cult! What do you want?"

"The Lord has led me to you!" She raised her hands in the air.

Sorscha gave her wife a look.

"Ok, can the lord show you the door again now?" Clodagh asked. "What about your house?"

"Satan has thrown me out!"

The whole situation was so ridiculous that Sorscha couldn't help but laugh. Clodagh had talked about her crazy aunt so many times. But she could never believe it herself, but now she realised how crazy she really was.

"Demon!" Nacy shouted and pointed at Sorscha.

"Aunt Nacy, can you please not call my wife a demon?"

Sorscha put on a devilish grin.  "Abracadabra," she whispered.

The older woman placed her hand dramatically on her chest. " Clodagh! Is she even baptised?"

Sorscha laughed and dropped into the armchair. "Yes, I am." She leant forwards and whispered." But the water turned black...Wingardium Leviosa..."

Nacy looked like she was about to pass out.

Clodagh now looked at Sorscha seriously. "That's enough Sorscha... Aunt Nacy, if you think you can stay here. You are wrong."

"But God has led me to you! You have to help me."

"OK Fine! I'll get you a place to stay. In a retirement home!" shouted Clodagh. "I'm seven months pregnant! I can't take any more stress!"

Nacy scowled at Sorscha.

Who only. "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo." whispered.

Nacy jumped up. "I'll pray for you." With that, she ran out of the house.

Sorscha laughed. "My God, she really is crazy." She got up and went to her wife. Clodagh felt Sorscha's arms wrap around her. She let herself fall against her chest.

"My family is something..." Clodagh murmured.

" At least you're not crazy... well not that crazy." Sorscha couldn't help but to tease her a little and kissed her neck.

"Careful... or I'll perform an exorcism on you today," Clodagh said with a laugh.