Yandere La Squadra x Reader

Reacting To Darling Being A Siren (Mermaid) Darling

Request: How would La Squadra react to their S/O and them going on a beach trip then their S/O reveals they are a Siren or a Mermaid/ Merman.

Author's Note: So prior to getting this request I thought sirens were deadly mermaids that lured people to water to murder them.... they're actually a human-bird type of creature... so these are about a deadly mermaid (siren) darling

Melone:

    He's frozen with the realization that he's been harassing a siren that could easily lure him into a watery depths as payback. Melone is a big fan of supernatural creatures and phenomena but seeing you in your true form with sharp teeth and claws worries him a bit. He's going to be complimenting your form endlessly, it's beautiful and maybe flattery will make you forgive him. You already know he's dying to hear about mating rituals and how you'd have sex to see if he had the right idea.

Risotto:

    When you open your mouth wide enough for him to see the rows of teeth he's low key praying that his Metallica can get him out of your clutches. You won't know that though, he hides his concerns behind questions about your best abilities and how you survived on land. If you're willing to forgive him for attempting to lure you into a secluded location Risotto wouldn't mind seeing where this goes. He isn't going to join you in the water unless you're in your human form.

Formaggio:

    Doesn't know what to do with himself when you're sitting nicely on a rock like the little mermaid Ariel with your tail flapping on the water. He'll call you his sexy fish fillet, to laugh off how strange he finds this. Formaggio isn't well versed in the supernatural unless it's ghost or demon related so expect a lot of questions. When he finds out about your hypnotic voice he's ready to run for the hills and not look back, he doesn't like the high risk of you luring him to his death.

Pesci:

    He's not afraid you'll kill him since he's treated you with respect and was kind to you for the entirety of your stay. Pesci's scared because his darling is suddenly a fish and he is worried he hasn't provided you the necessities you need to live. But having found out you're able to be on land for short periods of time and wasn't suffering he's at ease. Pesci isn't afraid to swim with you like the others, he trusts you completely. Would offer to visit you often if you'd prefer to stay in the ocean and will bring you food and gifts.

Illuso:

    After the way Illuso has treated you he's shaking in his boots when he sees your beautiful form. He's well versed in anything supernatural or mythological he knows he's at a disadvantage. Plays off his fear and asks you why you didn't say anything about it, had he known before he would've brought you to the beach sooner. As you're relaxing in the water Illuso can't stop staring at you, you're not doing much of anything yet you make it look stunning. The way he treats you changes drastically if you decide to stay with him.

Ghiaccio:

    None of this makes any type of sense, you're a siren and a human?! How does that even work, changing your anatomy is impossible! Assumes this is stand related to help him sleep at night because nothing in his books can help him understand any of this. Genetics aside, Ghiaccio isn't alarmed or bothered; he's going to follow you in the water. Will listen to you sing for days on end, loves the way it soothes his mind. Ghia isn't afraid to freeze you into a block and drag you home if he has to, just because you're siren that doesn't mean he'll give up on having you.

Sorbet & Gelato:

    You know how people would sell the scales of a mermaid for tons of money? Sorbet is curious about how much yours would sell for, he won't kill you for them but he's curious. Now they see why you begged to be taken to the beach after they'd kept you inside for days, you were dehydrated, probably. Gelato wants to know what you're capable of out of interest, he's far from frightened, you clearly have been holding out on them.

    Sorbet follows you in the water to watch you have your fun, aquatic creatures have always been amusing to him and it's nice to see you swim around with the fish. Gelato hates being in the ocean because he always gets stung by a jellyfish one way or another so he stays along the shore looking for cute seashells and sand dollars. Because they are usually sent on missions together and like being away for awhile they won't make you stay with them but expect you to be around when they're looking for you.