Ask: How affectionate would they all be? And on an edgier note, what would they do if they lost their darling?
Tw: implied suicide, death of reader, 
Illuso:
    Whenever he craves your attention he's hanging off of you and being annoying. Illuso likes to be pampered. You're expected to cater to his needs and be attentive to them. He wants you to run him a nice hot bath and talk about the rough day he's had. When he's sad Illuso expects you to give him something to brighten his mood, lay his head on your chest and run your fingers through his scalp. 
    The only time he shows his darling some loving is if they behave for him. During these times Illuso is more open to pampering you. This time he's cooking you a meal and massaging your scalp. Instead of shooting down your efforts to voice your distress and discomfort, Illuso hears you out. You could also get away with requesting changes to your living arrangements without being threatened. Illuso doesn't see you as nothing but his loyal pet, he just expects to be doted on and spoiled with attention.
    His reaction to your death heavily depends on the cause. A suicide will enrage him. It'd be as if you got the last laugh and intended for him to be pissed in the first place. You probably knew he'd go mad without you, kicking your corpse yelling that you were always so selfish. 
    Had you been murdered some way, accident or not, Illuso will tail your killer. Watching patiently and collecting information on their personal life, waiting to see their family or partner. Instead of killing them he targets their family and friends so they can feel as empty as he does. They don't have the right to live with their family and lover when he's forced to live without you.
Risotto:
    Although he admitted to thinking of you constantly and yearning to have you by his side, it almost feels like he was just saying that to lure you in. Most days when he's able to follow you around tow or stay inside with you he doesn't actually interact with you. He may sit in the same room as you and busy himself with a book or watch tv and won't say anything to you. 
    The reason he acts this way is to give you enough time to become familiar with your surroundings and adjust to being near him. Unless you start up the conversations or take the lead in initiating physical contact, Risotto will keep his distance until he figures enough time has passed.
     On Rainy days you're allowed to leave your shared home and explore your new community. It may not be a frequent occurrence but it gives you a brief moment of false freedom. Risotto stalks you from a distance and only reveals himself when it's time to come home. At night Risotto invites you to sit on his lap while he reads a novel and offers to read aloud. 
    The way you die will not keep Risotto from blaming himself. Whether it's a suicide or you got hit by a car during your rainy day fun he's filled with guilt. His self hate reaches an all time high, especially if you committed suicide. Reading people's movements and predicting their goals is his best ability, yet he somehow failed to see through your mirage of contentment. This is the last time Risotto allows himself to indulge in love, he clearly isn't suited for it. 
Sorbet:
    His love language is quality time and physical touches. He's very affectionate with the both of you. Sorbet has to be hanging on you or Gelato if he's lounging around. When he's taking a nap it's no surprise that you're forced to take one with him. While the three of you watch a movie you're in his lap with his arm behind your back as Gelato is leaning on him with Sorbet's arm over his shoulder. 
    You wouldn't have guessed Sorbet was a highly affectionate person. You witnessed him and Gelato caress each other in public but it was assumed that the blind initiated the public affection and Sorbet only went along with it. Now you know that Gelato taking his place on Sorbet's lap was more than likely an order since he demanded you do the same. 
   There are times you'd forget that this is the same man that doubles as a ruthless assassin. When he shows his soft side it's like a switch flipped. It's easier to remember when he refuses to give you your space and threatens to drug you again. Just because he can be very tender doesn't mean his patience with you has increased. 
    When he finds your lifeless body his usual smirk falls into a thin line. He didn't expect to lose you any time soon, yet here you are lying dead in his arms. At first it's hard to see any sort of sadness or anger from him. Sorbet tries to see it as another loss. Not acknowledging the history or the effort that went into claiming you, or the fact that he loved you.
    It's not until Gelato questions his lack of despair and accuses Sorbet of pretending to love you that Sorbet let's out his pain. He was supposed to protect you and Gel from everyone including yourself. He failed the both of you. He'll go on thinking that it's his fault that you died and his possessive and protective tendencies are amplified and directed towards Gelato. 
Gelato:
    I think of Gelato as a food fanatic. He's always eating something when you see him. Eating is his favorite thing to do. To show his darling affection he brings them to his favorite restaurants or gives them personalized sweets with a cute note attached to the wrapper or dish. 
    When you're feeling down and miserable, Gelato offers to take you out for food. If you're on lock down for whatever reason, even if you fought against him, Gelato still finds a way to slip you a dessert. Sharing food is just his best way to tell you he cares for you.
    Whether you've passed due to another stand user or because you committed suicide believing it was better than being held captive, Gelato goes on a killing spree. Suddenly his missions are completed with unchecked aggression and more innocent casualties are included. 
    Believe it or not you were just as important to Gelato as Sorbet. The three of you were supposed to get a nice house and live happily once the team took over the drug faction. You were supposed to finally live a life of luxury and go and see the world with them. But now they're forced to continue without you.
                                      
                                          
                                   
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Yandere La Squadra x Reader
Fanfiction✨❤️🔥✨Collection of headcanons and scenarios for La Squadra, Diavolo & Doppio, and Tiziano & Squalo {Mostly Yandere} from my tumblr account. Each chapter has the appropriate warnings. If you don't like dark or yandere themes don't read this book.✨❤...
 
                                               
                                                  