"Alright Jacob your turn, have you ever forgotten a girls name after sex?" Cal asked.
"Oh yeah, honestly it was worse than that, I don't think we ever got round to names" Jacob smirked.
"Tell us more!" Rita said.
"Alright, it was fifteen years ago. I was in a pub in London, it had been my last day on my placement at the hospital so me and a bunch of others had gone out to celebrate. All I know is she was a junior doctor, and if I'm honest the best sex I've ever had, but yeah that's about it. I was in a pub and it was my round so I went to the bar and I met this girl, I bought her a drink, we got chatting, let's remember I was pretty drunk at the point, and the next thing I know we are out of back of the pub" Jacob confessed.
"So you did it outside?" Robyn asked.
"Yeah, in the alley behind the pub. Pretty unromantic I know but God it was good, it was mind blowing sex. She may as well of had a degree in it" Jacob said with a smirk.
"So you'd do it again?" Cal asked.
"Oh yeah, although she's probably been swept off her feet by now, I don't even know where she was from. I do remember a tattoo she had though, a rose on her hip, man it looked good on her" he admitted.
"Which pub was it?" Rita said.
"Not a clue" Jacob replied.
"The Ape and Bird" Connie spoke up quietly.
Everyone turned to look at her and Jacob gave her a confussioned look, "actually now I think about it, it was. How'd you know that?" he asked.
Connie rose from her seat and slowly lifted up her blouse, lowering her waist band slightly allowing everyone to see the tattoo Jacob had spoke about. She'd never admitted to it before, none of the staff new about it.
"Meet your junior doctor" she said.
Jacob's eyes went wide, his jaw practically on the floor as he took it in.
Connie Beauchamp. The Connie Beauchamp, was the best sex of his life and he didn't even know it until he'd been working with her for over a year.
Cal wolf whistled seeing her body art and smirked, "you're right Jacob, really does look good on her" he said.
Jacob ignored him and stood up, "I can't believe it, it was you" he said in disbelief.
Connie nodded and smiled slightly as he stepped towards her. She adjusted her clothes and looked up at him.
His hands went to his waist so she linked her around his neck as they stood closer then they originally thought they'd ever been.
Their lips crashed together and Connie moved her hand to hold the back of his head as he dropped his to her bum and held her closer.
It was as if years of sexual frustration was being released, neither of them caring who saw or what they thought.
They finally pulled apart for air and Jacob rested his forehead against Connie's, "I've never stopped thinking about you, I didn't even know your name but no one could compare to you Jacob, never" she said softly.
"Ditto sweetcheeks" Jacob whispered.
She smiled and kissed him again as the rest of the staff cheered after finally getting over the shock.
Some of them were unsure what had shocked them more, the fact that Jacob's mystery woman had been Connie or the fact that Connie Beauchamp had a tattoo, maybe a little one they would of expected but no, this was nothing small.
"So are you coming home with me? Looks like we've got fifteen years to make up for" Connie said.
"Not an offer I could refuse Queen Bee" Jacob replied, then they walked out of the staff room together leaving the staff watching in disbelief.
