I'll Fight Hell to Hold You

What Is That?

Later in the evening, Paul had just walked in with a huge bowl of popcorn when he saw something trying to open the window. He shrieked and nearly fainted. Tommy ran in just as Paul dropped the popcorn bowl. "What? It's just a raccoon." he started laughing. 

"Damn! All I saw was the mask and ....." he trailed off.

Tommy was laughing as he picked up the bowl and set it on the coffee table. He swept the spilled popcorn up and tossed it outside. The raccoon soon ran over and began eating it.

Paul was soon fascinated with the raccoon even though it had scared him to death. "It's cute." 

Both of them watched as it scooped up the popcorn with its paws. A skunk soon wandered up, causing them both to go back inside. "That is definitely not coming in!"

Later after everything had settled down, Paul and Tommy were beginning to make out when the raccoon came waddling through the kitchen looking for more popcorn. Grumbling, Paul got up and shooed it out. "Come on, let's go in the bedroom."

He took Tommy to the bedroom and firmly locked everything and even looked under the bed. "I think we are the only two here." He began to kiss Tommy again when the raccoon appeared in the bathroom. "Damn! I'm not getting any tonight." 

Tommy couldn't help but laugh. He promised to make it up to Paul when the raccoon was gone.