*kicks down the door* IM BACK LADS, TIME FOR MORE CURSED SHIT
so take some NPC Grian notes because i haven't talked about him but i really should
-first things first, he bby
-he's really fascinated by objects from The End or the Nether, especially eyes of ender and blaze powder
-he often wears accessories and aspects from a bunch of Grian's past outfits and the most common one he wears is the Hippie necklace
-sorry im dying of laughter rn because im watching Markiplier and Jacksepticeye try and pole dance and i just-
-he swings his arms a lot as a fidget
-boats and him don't really work out
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-he's like a child; adorable when happy and fucking terrifying when mad
-he glides like an inch above the ground and kinda has creative mode flying powers
-like a furby, he can't be turned off (kinky-)
-damn it now my stupid brain is like "yo but does he have a dic-"
-EX and NPG, EX and NPG, EX and NPG-
-innocent little thing who yeah he knows the basics of sex but does he know what kinks are of course not-
-he tends to have flowers braided/tangled in his messy hair so bees are very attracted to him, though he doesn't mind (if anything he likes them and their little buzzes)
-him and Mumbo hang out to chill with the bees
-typically has messy hair and a ruffled sweater with wide eyes
-the main difference between him and Grian is that NPG has baby blue eyes with normal oval pupils and Grian has dark brown eyes with the Watcher symbols
-he has wings but they're just for show and aren't actually used to fly
-unlike Grian who has cream/light brown wings, NPG has pure white wings (aka when Grian was making him he ran out of paint and just decided to leave it)
-the man likes his sweets (mainly twinkies) and god forbid you try and take them
NPG is just a pure child who's trying his best/trying to murder everyone
