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funny Grian love triangle idea

i just had the funniest idea and honestly i can't anymore with myself

imagine just like, everyone on the server had a crush on Grian and they're lowkey doing everything they can to try and make him love them

you could include the girls if you'd like but i kinda like the idea that they're kinda the cupids going around the server to help and also giving advice to Grian

how did i get this idea? well i was listening to DDLC songs and was like "hmmm this would make for a great Grian based AU because he's shipped with everyone" then i was like "oh right he's shipped with everyone alright love triangle time"

to make it even better, imagine that Grian's just totally oblivious to their love for him and just think "oh yeah they're all just trying to be good friends" while everyone's being hopeless romantics

also certain people i can imagine that after Grian leaves, they just melt and collapse in a puddle of blushes and fangirling (this category includes Mumbo, Python, Impulse, Ren, and Scar)

this could go a few ways:
-either everyone on the server is really passive-aggressive towards each other

-everyone's just okay with knowing they all have crushes on Grian because they're like "yeah that makes sense he hot"

-a mixture between the last two where most are okay but some of passive-aggressive coughRenandDoccough

-and my personal favorite, everyone's just oblivious to each other's crushes/feelings so it's just a hell-hole of chaos

this idea also gives the opportunity for many rare-pairs like Grian x Jevin, Grian x Wels, Grian x Impulse, Grian x Joe, etc

yes EX is included in this because i need my flustered child to die of blushes , and yes Xisuma does tease him for basically dying

imagine Xisuma is the only one without a crush on Grian so he just watches the chaos with a cup tea

also please imagine if Biffa was included in this because teddy bear man would just shower Grian in gifts

this idea provides so much possible angst but also fluff and im so for it because ahhhh Ren and Grian fluff and ahhhh Doc and Grian angst and ahhhhh cuteness all around

*kicks down the door* BIT OF A CRACK IDEA BUT WHAT IF JUST EVERYONE ON THE SERVER WAS DATING EVERYONE WHY BECAUSE I NEED MY RARE-PAIR CUDDLES