A song chapter! The song is 'Anything you can do I can do better by Howard Keel.' Now I will be writing this different then how I usually write.
Author POV
Mario was walking with his boyfriend Xylo. They were having an amazing time until Xylo had a thought come to his head. He didn't mean to sing it out loud.
Xylo: Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you.
Mario was so confused until he sing.
Mario: No you can't.
Xylo: Yes, I can.
Mario: No, you can't.
Xylo: Yes, I can.
Mario: No, you can't.
Xylo: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!
People stopped to witness the couple sing fighting. It was amazing to everyone.
Mario: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you.
Xylo: No, you're not.
Mario: Yes, I am.
Xylo: No, you're not.
Mario: Yes, I am.
Xylo: No, you're not!
Mario: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
Riccaro and Lychee set up a camera while Davis took the video using this as black mail.
Mario: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
Xylo: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
Mario: I can live on bread and cheese.
Xylo: And only on that?
Mario: Yup.
Xylo: So can a rat!
Riccaro started to sell popcorn and food to make a little extra money for him and his brothers.
Mario: Any note you can reach, I can go higher.
Xylo: I can sing anything higher than you.
Mario: No, you can't. (High)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Mario: No, you can't. (Higher)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Mario: No, you can't. (Higher)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Mario: No, you can't. (Higher)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Mario: No, you can't. (Higher)
Xylo: Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Lychee had made a bet system where people would pay money to bet on who will win. They all came to Davis. Riccaro said, "I made $500 from ordering food." "I made $1,000 dollar of placing bet." They smirk and continued to make more money.
Xylo: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. I can buy anything cheaper than you.
Mario: Fifty cents?
Xylo: Forty cents!
Mario: Thirty cents?
Xylo: Twenty cents!
Mario: No, you can't!
Xylo: Yes, I can,
Mario: Yes, I can!
Riccaro grabbed some merch for the two contestant. He got $700 dollars just on that. Who is paying that much for stuff?
Mario: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Xylo: I can say anything softer than you.
Mario: No, you can't. (Softly)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Mario: No, you can't. (Softer)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Mario: No, you can't. (Softer)
Xylo: Yes, I can. (Softer)
Mario: YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
Davis flinched from how loud Mario yelled. Nero went to help along with making money.
Mario: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker.
Xylo: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
Mario: I can open any safe.
Xylo: Without bein' caught?
Mario: Yes.
Xylo: That's what I thought.....you crook!
Lychee went and made even more bets. He got $2,000 out of it.
Mario: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer.
Xylo: I can hold any note longer than you.
Mario: No, you can't.
Xylo: Yes, I can
Mario: No, you can't.
Xylo: Yes, I can
Mario: No, you can't.
Xylo: Yes, I can....Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!
Mario: Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
Riccaro was shocked at hearing his dad sing that part.
Mario: I can jump a hurdle.
Xylo: I can wear a girdle.
Mario: I can knit a sweater.
Xylo: I can fill it better!
Mario: I can do most anything!
Xylo: Can you bake a pie?
Mario: No.
Xylo: Neither can I.
The battle start and no one won or lost. Everyone was minding their business until they saw Lychee, Riccaro, and Davis with so much money.
Xylo: How did you get that much money.
Davis: You idiots paid for our overpriced things.
Everyone looked down and knew they were guilty about that.
Riccaro: Dads we made $4,200!
Mario: Thats great son.
Lychee: Just remembered Riccaro you truley have $1,400. We have to split it evenly.
Hope you enjoyed and see you in the next oneshot. Also yes I know I didn't use the full song.
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