Theater Kid (prinxiety)

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Human au

{Third Person POV}

"Roman, it's date night, where are we going?" Virgil asked his husband, looking through his closet for the right outfit.

"Well I was thinking about you dressing up like JD while I dress like Heather Chandler and we go to Seven Eleven." Roman said, not looking away from his phone.

"We're not doing that."

~

"Ro, what do we need from the store?" Virgil asked, looking down at the list he had already started making.

"The cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold-"

"Just stop."

~

"Roman! Where are you?!"

"Michael in the bathroom at a party-"

"Get out of the bathroom!"

~

"Vee, I'd just like you to know, I'd trade my life for yours," Roman told the other, pulling him closer. "Aw, thanks."

The two sat in silence before Virgil spoke again.

"That's a reference to something, isn't it?"

"..no."

~

"We need a name for the baby," Virgil said, "What should we name him?"

"JD."

"No."

"Jeremy."

"No."

"Michael."

"No."

"Alexander."

"No."

"Aaron."

"No."

"Lafayette."

"No."

"Eva-"

"Just shut up."

~

"Okay, we need a name for the baby, any suggestions?"

"Heather."

"No."

"Veronica."

"No."

"Martha."

"No."

"Angelica."

"No."

"Eliza."

"No."

"Peggy."

"No."

"Maria."

"No."

"Christine."

"No."

"Brooke."

"No."

"Chloe."

"No."

"Zoe."

"No."

"Alana"

"Okay, I said this before when naming Matt, shut up."










254 words

Honestly I have no idea what this was.

Hope you liked it though.

Anyways,

Bi~❤💛💚💙💜

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