Puns (Logicality)

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Human au

{Third Person POV}

"Lo? Are you asleep?" Patton asked his husband as the two cuddled on their bed.

"No, not," Logan yawned, "Not yet." He mumbled.

"Good, I have a question." He stated, "Okay, what is it dear?" Logan asked.

"What's brown and sticky?"

Logan thought for a moment before speaking, "Maple syrup? Or perhaps tree sap?" He mumbled and Patton shook his head. "Nope!"

"Oh, then what?"

"A stick!"

Thanks to being really tired it took Logan slightly longer to understand.

When he did he sighed, rolling his eyes as Patton giggled quietly.

"Go to sleep."











132 words

School's almost over!

For some dumb reason the last day of school for me is on Tuesday, like, why not make it Friday?

But whatever.

Anyways,

Bi~❤💛💚💙💜

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