Sir and Lady Oneshots

2025 Easter Special! - No Ships.

Happy Easter!

Hope the Easter Bunny has given you all some yummy treats.

HOPE READING THIS GIVES YOU ALL A HOP IN YOUR STEPS 

PLEASE THROW AN EGG AT THAT VOTE BUTTON FOR ME

Coran and Allura watched with confused faces as they awaited for the patrols to report back to them through the coms. Neither understanding what was currently happening on the planet below apart from seeing as the Galra seem to have halted their attacks. 

No one seemed to be in a rush to report what they were witnessed when they weren't even sure what they had witnessed themselves. 

It had been a strange day for all of those living within the Castle. 

An Easter spent in space that the five paladins had tried and failed to make it as similar to their earth holiday as possible. 

But why the two Alteans didn't hold time to waste on the chocolate holiday, it seems the castle itself was thrilled with the idea of Easter. Even going as far as having the paladin armour helmets grow either bunny or rabbit ears from the top. 

The Five Lions of Voltron growing a plague of Chicken chicks pattern over their armour, clearly getting into the theme of Easter as well. 

And the last stroke of strange acts was watching the Galra all suddenly grow to be either rather playful or rather lazy but blissful. All of them were acting like cats and a few were about to make a child friendly show no longer PG with how much their hands were wondering. 

It left four of the five paladins all glancing from their acting as cats enemy to the Green Paladin that held one last metal egg shape item in her palm. The rest had all been thrown out like grenades already and had released as gas that for some reason made the Galra soldiers act as if they were high. 

"Pidge, what did you do?" Shiro asked in a parental tone as he turned his full attention on the youngest paladin, knowing he should have questioned the eggs grenade more earlier. 

"I may have filled the eggs with catnip. I didn't expect it to work on space cats" Pidge quietly muttered back as she stared down at the last egg in her hand, a little surprised it had worked as well as it did. 

"It definitely worked" Keith snorted back, waving a hand towards the high on catnip Galran before them. 

"Did we just drug the Galra and unknowingly awoken their inner cat instincts?" Lance questioned back, half in awe and half in horror over what they've done by accident. 

"Would it work on Zarkon? We'd end this war a lot sooner if we could get the King to stop trying to rule the universe and instead, focused on having a catnap instead" Hunk asks back with a hopeful tone as he turns towards his fellow paladins, hoping they could skip all the battles and just throw the last egg at Zarkon now. 

And so, with the remaining hours of Easter left, the Paladins charged towards Zarkon's ship. One final egg left in their hands and a single goal to end the war before Easter was over. 

It was a day that would purposely be retold very differently in the history books and none of the human race wanted to proudly accept that they had helped to end a universal war with only catnip at their weapons.