Puella Magi Madoka Fan

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I think I might hang out with Fan today.

"Hey Fan, wanna hang out?" I asked him.

"Uh...okay. Let's go to the library, then." Fan replied.

We walked quietly over to the library, where no one was at the time. Fan ran in and immediately started searching.

"What are you looking for, Fan?"

"I'm looking for either manga or CDs for anime."

"Huh, you sure love anime, Fan."

"OH!!! Here's a classic anime. Want to watch it together, Paintbrush?"

"Why not. I have nothing better to do."

The anime started all cutesy and fun, up until Episode 3. Then, someone's head got bitten right off! I shuddered, thinking back to Suitcase's hanging.

"So, Fan, you said you had a blog, right?" I asked him.

"Uh...of course. I'm not the Ultimate Blogger for no reason."

"Well, what was on it?"

"Oh...um...I can't remember. It was mostly about reality TV coverage, though."

"...Well, maybe if we can find a computer, we can escape!"

"Yeah! I think there was an AV room somewhere, too!"

Me and Fan rushed over to the AV room. We saw a little computer with a code on it.

"Ok, I'll plug in the code." Fan said, putting in the code N3V3RFR33.

The computer started revving up. It showed a picture with a headline...ON FAN'S BLOG!!!!

"...wha? I never wrote this. And I keep my passwords very secret. So who could've hacked into my blog?"

"Let's...just read this caption."

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Song Reaches Top of Charts

By: ???

It's true: the number one object show has a hit song topping all the charts. What is this song, you may ask? Are you living under a rock? It's called ṭ̷̨̠̜̻̰̥̝̖̗̂͋̒̇͛̐̈́̿̃̚͜ͅḫ̴̡̢̣͍͙̱̔́̀̓͒́̔̕i̴̮̥̳̩̪͈͍̫̪̳̮͉͋̏͌̉͝͝ͅs̸̢̡̛̱̜̫̗̱̠̜͖͚͈͌̓̾̋̉̈́̌̿̎̒͋̈́̌͘ͅ ̴̨̲̩̻̜̟̺̱͇̟͉̜͚͋w̷̪͓̫̳͔̜̑͜͜ȍ̸̪͎̭͇̲̮̩͓̖̍͒͂̉͆͜͝r̵̫͈͔̗̼̔̾̂̓͋͑̑̈́͝l̴̜̠̩̟̦̎̽d̸̡̡̡͍̦͖͍̼͖͔̻̻̠͗̎͒́̉͂͘ͅ ̸̭̄̾̽ì̵̢͖͍̱̗͙̺̠͙̗̗̻̪̼̎̊̀̓̀̋̾́̓̅̒ͅs̸̨̡̗͈̥̪̱̣̔̈́͒͌̓́̐̐n̵̛̫̥̅̈̃'̴̥̂͂͐̿̉̐̃͝t̴̼̱̰̦̪̙̫͕̫͊̓̑̀̿̈́̈́̐̈͗̏ ̶̡̨̛̝̜͎͎̀̔͛̿̈̃̌̑̿̽͌̐̕c̶͚͈̣̯͈͛̎̇́̚ơ̵̫̗̗͉̙̭̜̝̹̿̽̍͒̚͜r̶̢̘̱͈͖̜̘̎̓ͅŗ̷̛̩̺̱̺͓̤̬͇̬͕̦̞͕̭̄͂̅͛̕̚͝e̶̫͓̟͔̤͕͓̮̝͇͚͎̳͋̓̆̅̂̃̈́̓̕͝ͅc̴̡̲̦̗̘͓̤̖̫̱̖͈̮͌̄͜͜ţ̴̨͕͇̀͛̔͗̅͗͛̽̋̏̌͠.

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"Huh...that's a weird article..." Fan sighed.

"Oh, yoohoo!" Monophone said, jumping in front of us.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA!" we both screamed.

"Oh, I'm SO sorry. Anyways, I need you two in the gym, immediately! Special announcement time!"

Oh jeez...not this again. Me and Fan walked to the gym, where everyone was whispering to each other about what was going to happen next.

"Heya, kiddos, upuhuhuhu! Glad you all are here! Now the fun can begin!"

"Oh bulbs, what now?" Lightbulb groaned.

"At least it can't be worse than becoming nice." Knife scoffed.

Everyone stared at Knife.

"What?" Knife asked.

"Well, it's time for another despairfully awful MOTIVE!" Monophone cheered.

Everyone groaned.

"Wow, I thought you guys would be grateful for a motive. Anyways...

















Every night until someone gets killed, one random person will get tortured all night.


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Despair, huh? True despair is someone taking a bite out of your frozen Eggo waffles

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