Us ; George Weasley

Thirty-two

"What do you wanna do for your birthday?" I asked, looking at Marco as we sat in the Great Hall for lunch the very next day.

"What I wanna— bitch. I wanna go to America, meet some of your American family and see if they really sleep with guns attached to their bed, but can I do that? No. Why, you may ask? Because I'm stuck in school on my freaking birthday."

Cedric and I exchanged a look at how violent Marco was being with his words, then we looked at Marco again.

"I was— just asking a question."

"Why are you being so moody all of a sudden?" Cedric asked. "Is it that time of the month?"

I snickered while Marco scoffed in response and hit Marco in the face with a French fry.

"If you must know, Diggory... Will and I snuck out to the carriages to have fun if you know what I mean. His cock was up my ass—"

Of course this is happening again.

"... and suddenly the door swung open and there he stood. Professor Snape."

There was a moment of silence, and then Cedric and I broke into laughter while Marco got really offended and folded his arms over his chest while pouting at the same time as he frowned.

Caught in the act by professor Snape.

That'll be fun to mention at their wedding.

Cedric and I continued to laugh for a good moment while we obviously annoyed other students due to how loud we were being. At one moment we were shushed by Professor McGonagall but then our laughter slowly died down and our attention was put back on Marco.

"Allie?" Marco questioned. I hummed in response, smiling widely at him. "Seeing as you didn't get to use that condom I gave you— I should probably have it back. Shouldn't let it go to waste, right?"

Well...

I didn't know what to say. I parted my lips and opened my mouth slightly, but no words came out.

"Allie?" Marco asked. "Did you just stop functioning? Speak, my friend. Words."

"Marco." I sighed, closing my eyes as I inhaled sharply, then I looked at him again. "It's not like I walk around with the condom in my pocket."

"Why not?" He frowned. "I do. My pockets are basically full of them at this very moment."

"Yes but that's you." I said. "It's in my room."

"Alright." He nodded. "Then go get it."

I looked to Cedric who was smirking, looking at me like he knew I didn't have the condom because it was used.

"Right now?" I asked Marco, who immediately nodded. "Like... right this very moment?"

"Yes." He nodded. "Go get it, Allie. Or— do you no longer have it?"

He sent me a fake concerned look. I pressed my lips together, clenching my jaw as we stared at each other.

"I lost it."

"Oh, you lost it?" He asked. "Where? On George's cock?"

I'm gonna hit him.

"Marco." I sighed. "You better eat those French fries before I stuff them all down your throat and make you choke on them."

"Ooh." He cooed. "Sounds kinky."

I'm seriously going to hit him.

"I can't believe you lost your virginity and didn't tell me!" He whined and then looked at Cedric. "Can you believe her? I ran to her when I first fucked William and then she has the audacity to not only keep it from me, but try and lie to me about the condom."