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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot {Tony Stark}

This was the Avengers' first time in a black church. Sam brought them along because they were curious about where he went every other Sunday and according to him, they 'didn't know enough about black culture'.

"I would like to thank brother Sam for bringing the Avengers to the house of the Lord. Stand up, Brother Sam!" Pastor Paul, the one who was going to be conducting the sermon, said.

Sam stood up and awkwardly smiled at all of the people staring at him.

"Y'all stand up too, Avengers and be sure to introduce yourselves."

One by one, each of the Avengers stood up, except for Tony who remained seated.

"Hi, everyone, I am Steve Rogers. It is a pleasure to be here," Steve greeted.

"The pleasure's all ours," an old lady in the row in front of Steve said, giving him the once over.

"I'm James Buchanan Barnes but my friends call me Bucky," Bucky introduced.

"I'd like to call you tonight," the same old lady from before commented.

"I'm Dr Bruce Banner."

"I've always wanted to marry a doctor."

"Natasha Romanov," Nat briefly said.

"Ooh, a Russian. Well, I'm Russian to get to know you," the old lady said.

"I am Thor Odinson, the God of Thunder," Thor boomed.

"There's only one God, son and I don't think it's you," Pastor Paul told Thor.

"I wonder if he likes thunder thighs," the old lady giggled.

"I'm Wanda Maximoff and this is my boyfriend, Vision," Wanda said, gesturing to Vision.

"I guess you can't make a move, Kim," another old lady next to the old lady said. "She's got a boyfriend."

"Never stopped me before, Hattie-Mae," Old Ms Kim laughed.

"And you, son?" Pastor Paul asked Tony.

By now everyone's eyes were on Tony, including the Avengers'. Originally, Tony wasn't going to stand up and introduce himself but the look on Steve's face convinced him otherwise.

He sighed and reluctantly stood up.

"I'm Tony Stark," he introduced unenthusiastically before immediately sitting down.

The Avengers also sat down and Pastor Paul proceeded to start the sermon.

"Was that so hard?" Steve hissed to Tony.

"Now's not the time, Capsicle," Tony responded.

"Before I start the sermon, I would like to take the time to pray for Brother Darryl who got into a car accident last week," Pastor Paul began. "As well as Sister Eliza, Sister Abigail, Sister Jemima, Brother John, Brother Terry and Brother James who were in the car with them."

"Oh, that's horrible," Bruce said.

"And of course we can't forget to pray for Brother Tom who was just diagnosed with Syphilis that he got from sleeping with Brother Darryl's wife, Sister Mary, who was also diagnosed with Syphilis," Pastor Paul continued.

"Mm, expose 'em, Pastor," Ms Hattie-Mae spoke up.

"Wait, so Brother Darryl was in a car accident and his wife has Syphilis?" Wanda questioned.

"Plus, she was cheating on him," Nat added.

"What kind of church is this?" Bucky asked.

"Why were there so many people in one car?" Bruce asked.