[Random encounter pt1]
[A strange time period in the ancient forest]
Shiva: Yeegums! Yeegums! Yee.....bark! Bark!
Aj: What the hell woman? Why are you screaming randomly.
Shiva: That man over there insulted me!
Aj: ........And? Beat his ass.
Shiva: No! You are the man and you're supposed to defend my honor!
Aj: ........What!? Honor!? Defend!? Girl, what year this is?
Shiva: The year of the rat.
Aj: Now how in the hell..... y'know what? No! You don't need me to fight your battle.
Shiva: But Yeegums, I showed affection and love. Why can't you do the same?
Aj: I never ask for affection or love. I just wanted to have a regular relaxing day. Is that all too much for you?
Shiva: (Sad)
Aj: [Sighs] Fine! Where's the fucken guy at!?
Shiva: (Happy) Other there.
Aj: Why is this guy in the forest in the first place? He's bald headed and ........pale.....n wait...... Shiva.
Shiva: Yo.
Aj: That's Kratos.
Shiva: ........Who? Cracktos?
Aj: Kratos, the god of war.
Shiva: He can God these nutts.
Aj: [Sighs] Um, what did this guy say that is insulting?
Shiva: Well, it's started with these two girls that was bragging to me about them having the best man and shit and I who had a natural opinion said that her statement is not true. I believe men is not perfect nor women but those imperfect things about us is what makes us special and loved so much. So in a way he's no different than my Yeegums.
Aj: .......What happened after that?
Shiva: She called me a know-it-all bitch.
Aj: [Sighs] And let me guess you beat them up?
Shiva: We'll I didn't want to cause I want to be the bigger lady. So I walk away.
Aj: Really? No fighting?
Shiva: Then they say something bad about you and that's different. So I break her friends arm and throw the other girl at a tree......or throw a tree at the girl. Hmn, both seems no difference from the situation.
Aj: Why!?
Shiva: Because I defend my man's honor!
Aj: Aw great now he's coming.
Shiva: Who?
Kratos: YOU! HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THEM! They supposed to keep me warm at night.
Aj: [Sighs] And he's the young version too so that means he doesn't like listening to reason.
Shiva: Shut up baldy! You looking like a buff kkk member! You fucken racist!
Kratos: I'm gonna rip out your spine open and place both my hands in them and use you as a puppet to kick your own ass. Then I'll feed your toes to yourself and make sure you'll swallow all of them!
Shiva: That's very descript but that doesn't matter cause my man will kick your ass!
Aj: Wait, huh?
Shiva: He'll beat your ass so hard he'll turn your ass inside out and fuck you sideways to counter clockwise till you vomit out your mouth with all the jizz he'll release ins.......
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