"You should've thought about that before you asked me to be your sugar baby!?"
"How am I supposed to break it to you I have kids?!... oh yeah I'm looking for a sugar baby but I have an ex wife and 2 kids"
"Yeah it's that simple"
Or the one where...
"Why don't you just let them drive they've got their license" I scoff sitting on Harry's office desk.
"Because liability....And you're sitting on my client payments" he says pulling the paper under my leg.
"For how much?" I inquire out of curiosity. "250 thousand, a couple wants to rent the Essex hotel"
I roll my eyes "Well that's just pocket lint to you innit?" I say and he chuckles. "But back to the point they don't want to wait on one of us to take them"
"Why can't you take the twins prom shopping?" Harry asks leaning back in his chair. "I'm taking the girls and Rudy to get their nails did."
"Whose going to take Oliver to his fitting?" I question shaking my head. Harry rubs his eyes. "Okay I'll take him it's not till 3 I have 2 hours" he says glancing at his watch.
"Now may I work in a little peace and quiet? Just a little?" He begs holding my hand. "Alright I'll leave you alone to do business" I say standing from the desk.
Arlo can be heard in our bedroom. She's coming out when I meet her in the hallway. "What're you doing?" I ask tickling her stomach.
"Picture" she says holding up the picture of the little mermaid first her obsession was Minnie now Princesses.
"How pretty where can we put it?" I ask and she points to the nook window sill. I prop the paper against a frame pressing a kiss to her temple.
My phone rings and she's quick to retrieve it. "It's Gigi!" She sees the picture of my mum pop up.
I answer the call putting it on speaker. "Hi Gigi" she giggles.
Mum and I talk about simple things, the kids, Lottie and Charlie's plans, etc. I've decided to wait to tell her I'm pregnant hopefully Arlo doesn't spill the beans
"Mummy can I go to Gigi's?" Arlo asks giving her best puppy eyes. I give in its been since the wedding when Arlo saw 'Gigi'.
"I'll drop her off around 2:30 mum" I say and we bid goodbye. "Well Arlo we've got to get dressed" I say holding her hand to help her from the tall bed.
I give Arlo the choice of clothing today which consists of a backwards dress with mismatched socks. I chuckle. "Wacky tacky day today?" I say turning the dress around.
"Rudy shut up!" Molly can be heard downstairs. "I wasn't even talking to you" Rudy's voice comes in second.
Arlo glances at the open doorway. I stop packing her sleeping case, "I'll be right back" I kiss her forehead and go down the stairs.
"Molly piss off. Stop being a minger" Oliver argues with the older girl. "I'm a minger yet you date a chav"
I tell Darcy to go upstairs to Arlo. "Oliver and Molly please stop fighting. Seriously."
"What's your problem?" I ask molly whose never given Rudy a break since he's been here. "I don't want people like Rudy around people like us. I mean he's a twat" she scoffs.
"Molly, can I see you upstairs" Harry says a phone pressed to his ear. The tension could be cut with a knife.
Third
Rudy wipes his checkered sleeve under his eyes. "Don't listen to her she's just mad she doesn't have a proper guy like you for prom" Oliver says to help Rudy calm down.
Rudy and Oliver sit on the couch. Louis leaves the living room returning up the stairs to get Arlo. "I want to go home" Rudy sniffles.
"Don't let Molly bother you" Oliver says. "I mean everything she says is true" he sighs. "I am just a feminine boy, I'm not rich like any of you, I don't have a mum and dad, I don't hav-"
"You're right" Oliver interjects, "you are a feminine boy, so's my mum....we won't have money when we die so really it holds no value....my mum and dad are divorced. Louis isn't even a girl so technically he should be called dad but he's feminine" he shrugs.
"So What I'm saying is feminine boys are the superior being" Oliver shrugs nonchalantly making Rudy nudge him.
Oliver hears his dad upstairs along with Molly and Darcy. "I wonder what they're arguing about" Rudy hums.
"I don't know but my dad can be mean sometimes" he chuckles. "I wouldn't say mean I'd say strict. I like your dad he seems funny to me" he shrugs
Oliver gags, "my dad? Funny? His jokes suck"
"You look and act just like him so how can you claim your funny?"
Before Oliver can speak Harrys office door opens. Louis comes down with Arlo, in another outfit because somehow she'd found magic markers.
Molly grabs her car keys from the counter top before leaving the house. "Buh bye" Arlo says breaking the silence.
"I'm taking Arlo to my mums house. It's well past all of our appointments so I rescheduled for tomorrow" Louis says to Harry.
"Thank you" he sighs he'd called Molly's mother and she'd heard the insults she was throwing at Rudy.
Harry kisses Arlo and Louis cheek before they leave.
"Where's Darcy?" Oliver asks. "She's in her room." He says "She's upset with me so don't bother her just give her some space" he rubs his eyes.
"What happened with Molly?"
"I called her mum and she's been grounded for a month. Rudy you won't have to worry about her negativity for a while" he shrugs.
The room is quiet Harry pouring himself a drink. Oliver and Rudys chins rest on the back of the couch.
"Mr.Styles who is that in the frame?" Rudy asks pointing to a picture on the island he'd already known the answer because he'd asked Louis. "Call me Harry Rudy" He says turning the picture.
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"That's me when I was a baby" Oliver says matter of factly. "No Oliver that's me as a baby" Harry chuckles.
"I stand corrected then" Rudy mutters. "Swear I've always thought that was me" he gawks.
Harry takes the picture out reading the back.
"Harry Edward Styles age three Mary's Catholic Church" he fixes the picture back in the frame.
"And Oliver I find myself very funny by the way. And so does Louis and Arlo"
