"You should've thought about that before you asked me to be your sugar baby!?"
"How am I supposed to break it to you I have kids?!... oh yeah I'm looking for a sugar baby but I have an ex wife and 2 kids"
"Yeah it's that simple"
Or the one where...
(Sorry no smut but some quality larry time I guess)
"Run Louis run," Harry says running back to their car which was parked in Jay's driveway. "Run!" Harry restates after rolling the car window down once inside.
"No Mumma don't go" Noah cries holding onto Louis's leg. "Noah you're staying with Gigi and we're coming back Sunday night" Louis attempts to coax him but it's not working.
Louis and Harry hadn't had time alone really since the twins were born, because even without the twins, they still had Arlo to watch after but for once the three were at Jay's for the weekend.
"I promise I'm coming back," Louis says to the sobbing three-year-old before flagging down his husband in the car.
Harry groans "for fuck's sake" before getting out of the car. "Noah c'mon let go of your mother"
"Noooo" he cries when Harry picks him. "If Gigi says you behaved we will bring you something back" he tries to bribe him.
"No, I just want Mumma" he pouts pointing to Louis who was frowning himself. "Look gigi is going to be so sad if you dont stay with her" Harry coos.
"And Arlo and Rowan are going to miss you," Harry says and Arlo was quick to say "no we won't" but luckily Noah didn't hear her.
Noah sniffles and Harry puts him on his feet. "I promise we will be back before you know it," he says pecking his forehead. Harry bids his goodbye to Jay and the children heading back out to the car where Louis was.
"Why was that so hard" Harry sighs buckling himself in, "oh no" he groans noticing Louis had teary eyes. "No Louis we are spending this weekend alone."
"I know, I'm ready but I'll miss them you know?"
No, I dont Harry thinks but he nods anyway. "Three days that's all then its back to mummy and daddy"
"What about..." Louis starts and Harry shushes him with a finger to his lips. "We can do all of that at home" he reassures.
*
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"I want to swipe it," Louis says taking the key card from Harry who chuckles. Louis swipes the key the red light flashing. "The other way" Harry comments and Louis playfully shushes him and the green light flashes before he pushes it open.
Harry puts his duffel bag on the bed and rolls both of Louis suitcases into the walk-in closet.
"Holy....look at the view," Louis says looking out the sky-high hotel window of the city below, and the beach in the distance.
"Mhm," Harry hums watching as Louis stands on his tiptoes to lean against the railing. "Harry" Louis chuckles kissing him as he runs his hands down his back.
"Let's go to the beach," Louis says against his lips. "We can"
Louis rolls his eyes playfully as he pulls away. "I mean right now," he says leaning his back against the balcony railing.
Harry gives him the look. "Please...besides I do recall you saying "we could do all that at home," Louis says with air quotes.
"Oh no, we are having sex," Harry says appalled and Louis laughs, "I know we are, I'm just kidding, but seriously let's go to the beach," he says skipping past harry to change into his swimsuit.
Harry shakes his head fondly and empties his and Louis's suitcase before changing into his trunks.
*
"You're beet red" Louis comments when the two get out of the shower. "You like to roast in the shower" Harry chuckles tying a towel around his hair. Louis brushes his teeth when he hears his phone ring and it was a Facetime from his mom.
"My babies," he says running to get his phone from the nightstand. Harry shakes his head, man he was in love with Louis.
"Hi mummy!" three voices yell from the phone screen and Louis props the phone on the dresser, robe he wore tied around him. "Guys it's only been five hours" Harry jokes and of course the kids giggle at his hair wrapped in a towel.
"We miss you so much," Rowan says his forehead blocking the view of Noah and Arlo. "We miss you too" Louis coos.
"Rowan we can't see!" Noah shrieks. "You three be nice, where is Gigi?" Harry asks and Jay waves her hand in the camera.
"Let us talk to Gigi for a sec," Harry asks and the three groan. "How are they keeping you mum?" Louis laughs at her tired face. "When did you say you were coming back again?" she jokes.
"Poor Noah I thought he would've needed a tranquilizer he cried for nearly an hour"
Harry laughs "sounds about right". "But that means they'll fall asleep faster tonight" Louis adds.
"Mumma, can we stay up?" Noah asks and the three adults immediately shake their heads no. "You have to go to sleep so you won't be grumpy and tired"
The seven stay on the phone until the toddlers accidentally fall asleep. Harry gives a thumbs up of approval before they whisper and conclude the phone call.
Louis puts his phone back on the charger. "Where were we?" Louis asks and Harry hovers over him.
"Your hair wrap is turning me off a bit" Louis cringes and Harry smirks throwing the towel onto the ground.
Their lips meet again after they shrug their robes off, Harry pushes Louis's leg open wedging himself between them when his phone goes off.
"Not again," Harry says declining the call making Louis laugh.