"You should've thought about that before you asked me to be your sugar baby!?"
"How am I supposed to break it to you I have kids?!... oh yeah I'm looking for a sugar baby but I have an ex wife and 2 kids"
"Yeah it's that simple"
Or the one where...
"Daddy's going to get you" Louis points to Rowan whose sitting criss cross in their bed.
After Harry and Arlo left Louis did his usual routine of going back to bed till the boys woke.
Usually they woke him like today. "If Mumma no tells on me" he says his hands covered in white chocolate.
"I don't have to tell" Louis chuckles and Noah yawns from under their duvet. "Ooh Daddy's going to be mad at you" Noah teases and Rowan shrugs.
Louis rolls onto his other side, checking the clock. "Mummy can we have pancakes for breakfast?" Noah asks resting his chin on Louis shoulder.
Louis nods and Noah squeezes Louis cheeks together. "Like now please"
Louis makes pancakes as requested, Rowan does hardly touch his cause he's stuffed with Harry's chocolate covered pretzels.
Louis cleans up the table then takes the boys upstairs to get dressed. "Mumma your phone" Rowan shuffles around making Louis quickly pull the shirt over his head before he can get away.
It was Darcy on FaceTime. "Hi dazzy!" Rowan says making Noah lift his head from Louis shoulder.
Rowan was dressed first then Noah seeing as he was being a picky arse today. "These?" Louis asks holding up white adidas. He shakes his head no.
"Okay why don't you show me what you want to wear" Louis says stopping Rowan from tapping his leg the 1,000th time to get his attention.
"Hey mum" Darcy says. "Are you at our house?" Louis says squinting at what looks like their front yard.
"Hey Darcy" Louis says with sympathy from ignoring her hello. "Yes I'm at your house."
"We're going to see your dad do you want to come?"
Darcy raises her brows and turns around to her car making Louis laugh. "I talked to him and Arlo this morning for like 2 hours. I can't take another joke." She says and Louis hears her car start.
"You guys have fun"
Louis and Darcy finish their conversation and Noah has successfully dressed himself.
"Car A Mumma? Can we ride car A?" Rowan asks and Louis grabs the keys to the Audi.
Louis was thankful they were wealthy enough to have car seats in each vehicle.
*
"Oh my gosh Louis it's so good to see you" Bianca says hugging the shorter lad.