Ask or Dare A Lot of People

Advice

-in the dojo-

Mikey: *walking in* *holding Dona* *playing with Dona*

Garnet: hmmm... Sam!

Leo: *walks in* sorry, she's sleeping. What's up?

Garnet: *points at Dona and Mikey* Dona needs milk in a few minutes. Sam better wake up, or Mikey will freak out not knowing what to do

Mikey: yeah right! I'm perfect with babies!

Leo: since when?! You're barely just getting used to Dona! And she's the first baby you ever met.

Dona: *hears her stomach rumble* *looks at Leo* *pouts 🥺*

Mikey: *noticed Dona's stare* aww, what's wrong? *holds Dona under her armpits* *makes a few funny faces*

Dona: *starts getting upset that she's still hungry* *tears up*

Leo: oh shit- okay, come on sweetie - let's go before you freak out Uncle Mikey! *takes Dona* *walks out*

Mikey: wait! I wanna play with her though!! *follows after Leo*

Garnet: *softly chuckles* *tries to get back to meditating*

-with Raph and Louisa-

Me: Raph, why is Donnie so dumb?

Raph: he ain't dumb-

Me: *raised an eyebrow*

Raph: *chuckles* he just cares so much about whoever he loves. He forgets when ta use his brain *points at his own head*

Me: okay, I can get that. But eavesdropping??

Raph: *chuckles* that's a new one. *remembers when Donnie spied on April* nevermind. *starts reading his comic*

Me: yeah, but-

Raph: *slightly annoyed* "but" what? Why are ya in here??

Me: *looks down*

Raph: *realization hits* you want advice.. don'tcha?

Me: *mumbles* kinda...

Raph: *sighs* *sets comic down* okay, then why come to me?

Me: I didn't wanna disturb Garnet or Master Splinter, Leo's busy with Dona and Sam. Tom is Tom, Mikey would spill to Donnie that I asked about him. Peedee just admitted that he still loves me, and I don't wanna take advantage of him-

Raph: okay okay! * sarcastically* Jesus, thanks for letting me be your last choice

Me: well, we may act like best friends - but whenever I talk with you– you always sound annoyed with me for no reason!

Raph: *annoyed* that's just how I am! Pfft- some best friend you are

Me: some best friend you are! If you were my best friend you'd know it's hard for me to tell if someone's joking with me or not. Or even being actually annoyed with me or not!!

Raph: *sigh* okay, we don't pay attention to the other. So what?

Me: true.

Raph: still best friends? *holds out fist*

Me: pfft- still best friends... ya dork *fist bumps Raph*

Raph: hey, that's my line

Me: whateva - have any advice or not? *crossed arms*

Raph: *rolls his eyes* fine. Just stop acting like me or I'll pummel ya

Me: *lifts hands up* *chuckles*