Ask or Dare A Lot of People

Pick Up Lines

Why hello my wonderful readers! We've come a long way from when I started. Now this is the 200th chapter!! 🎉🤩 so to leave this with a bang- I doubled the word count and it's a little over 2,000 instead of it being a little over 1,000! I'll publish a sequel to this tho on my TMNT4Ever749 account. Byeeee~

-with Louisa-

Me: why are feelings so complicated?! *looking down at the counter*

Mabel: Louisa, everything will be okay-

Me: at this point I'd be better off seeing if dating a girl will be easier!

Mabel: why haven't you tried before?

Me: because I never dated or even kissed a girl before... *tracing circles on the table* and I feel so conflicted on everything

Mabel: can I ask a quick question??

Me: uh... go ahead

Mabel: did you ever.. consider liking or dating Dipper for a bit? He may seem like a dork, but I'm telling ya - it might be worth it!

Me: *softly blushed* uh, well I mean- I don't know–

Mabel: wait, do you actually like him?! *about to fangirl*

Me: *covers Mabel's mouth* don't you dare do it!- ugh *moves hand* did you just lick my hand??

Mabel: *chuckles* yep!

Me: *narrows eyes at Mabel* you're childishness will make us frenemies...

Mabel: at least we'll still be friends~ *boops Louisa on the nose* boop!

Me: hm... are you bisexual??

Mabel: no... *happily* I'm pan! I accept everyone- why?? *tilts head*

Me: just to see if I'm actually bi *softly smiles*

Mabel: ah, okay- wAiT wHaT?–

Me: *grabs Mabel's shoulders* *pulls Mabel close* *starts a soft french kiss with Mabel*

Mabel: *closed her eyes* *kissing back*

Me: *leans back* *opens eyes* *looking at Mabel*

Mabel: *a bit dazed* *panting* p-plwease... d-don't stop

Me: *chuckles* yep, I think I'm bi *walks out* later Mabel!

-in the living room-

Leonarsam & Dona: *conked out on the couch*
Steven: *not used to there being four adults around*
Stan & Ford: *talking* *laughing*
Peedee & Dipper: *getting to know eachother*
Mikey: *walking around on his hands* *wanting to see how long he'll last*
Hazel: *summoning hook swords ⚔️* *dispersing them* *repeating actions out of boredom*

Me: *looks around* *walks over to Peedee and Dipper* hey guys-

Peedee: nope *walks away*

Dipper: what was that about??

Me: he's one of my ex's.. and I honestly woulda done the same if he did that to a convo I was in

Dipper: you dated him?? Who else have you dated here?

Me: uh... here, Donnie and Tom- and I got close to dating Steven.