Ask or Dare A Lot of People

BOYFRIEND- secrets

Me: alright *sits down against lab door* who's going first??

Leo: I'll go. Sam, I think you should know...... despite me being the oldest, and the guys thinking I did it with Karai - I'm still a virgin.

Leo's bro and Casey: WAIT, WHAT-

Hazel: you all really thought he, sorry for the language, banged Karai??

Raph: well, yeah! They would go off at night and come back before sunrise!

Sam: then what did you guys do during those times??

Leo: train and, every now and again, flirt.

Donnie: you're a weird person Leo.

Mikey: okay, I can see where we're going with this - wait, what's a virgin??

Donnisa and Hazel: don't ever ask that question again.

Casey: okay, I got one for ya Hazel. I love you so much, I might have asked Sam for a picture of you.

Me and Hazel: wait, what???

Sam: yeah, that was a weird question I got eight at night on a Wednesday.

Raph: all of you are weird - wait, if we're telling our girls a secret, shouldn't Jasmine and Dezzy be here??

Me: they'll see what you say, so no they're not coming. Sorry guys!

Donnie: since we're going at random.... u-Uumm... *gulps* HoNeYbEe I jErK oFf To ThE tHoUgHt Of YoU wHeNeVeR nO oNe WiLl BoThEr Me.

Everyone but Donnie: wait, WHAT?!

Me: *tail starts wagging* *blushing* *adjusts glasses while avoiding eye contact* *nervous laughter*

Leonarsam and Hazey: now that's commitment!

Raph: Dezzy, you may or may not have known this - BUT I payed Leo five bucks to take a pic of you for me when you weren't paying attention. I also deleted it from his phone after it got sent to me, so he don't have it anymore.

Leo: best five bucks I ever got!

Hazel: woah woah, wait. So did you two know you got asked to take a pic of someone's girl???

Leonarsam: yeah, we tell eachother everything.

Me: okay, I think that was - wait! Mikey, you're not getting out of this!!

Mikey: ...... *mumbles under breath* damn. *normally* okay, okay. I got this. Jasmine, when we weren't together, I got close to cutting-

Leo: I thought we took away all of your cutting stuff and changed your mind on cutting!

Me, Sam and Hazey: wait, he's done it before??

Raph: well, yeah. He plays it off very well though.

Hazel: was that everyone??

Sam: I think so, the turtles went and so did Casey. That's everyone.

Me: okay, since this is so short - Raph, what did you and Dezzy do when you went up top for a date??

Raph: *blushing* isn't that kind of personal??

Donnie: yeah, but I'm pretty sure we crossed the line for personal a long time ago. So, what'd you guys do?? *sits by me*

Leo: yeah, I've been wondering for weeks now *pulls Sam into his hold*

Raph: okay, okay! I'll tell ya.... ya nosy ass people.

Sam: I thought we already established the fact that we're nosy.

Casey: yeah!

Raph: that doesn't matter! All we did was go to Murakami's since she said she never had pizza gyoza before. *looks at the wall*

Me: you hiding something Raphael???

Donnie: I know the look he has in his eyes right now, he's keeping something! *pulls me into his lap*

Me: *playfully elbows Donnie* *whispers* don't get hard now, Don Don.

Donnie: *blushes* *nervously chuckles*

Leo: yeah, spill the secret Raph!

Hazel: please, these guys are being so demanding. If not for them, can you please tell us for the niceness that I'm showing to you right now??

Raph: fine! Jasmine was right when she asked Dezzy something after we got done watching those horror movies.

Me: wait, Jasmine asked something after the movies?? I thought a fight was about to break out because Mikey and Jasmine threw water balloons at Dezzy and Raph.

Leo: no, no. What happened was Donnie dropped a fart bomb-

Donnie: I DID NOT!!!

Mikey: no, we all know that it's Leo who drops the fart bombs!

Hazel: what's even happening anymore???

Raph: how am I the only one who remembers what actually happened??

Sam: I think what happened was we started casually arguing over the ending of Ouija Master Splinter yelled at us to stop, so Weeza let Jasmine and Dezzy leave before trouble happened.

Donnisa: how do we all have a different explanation for what happened that night??

Leo: I don't know......

Mikey: DON'T FORGET TO ASK OR DARE US, WE'RE LOSING OUR MINDS HERE.....

Casey: literally.

Tbc

Okay that's it my wonderful foodies~ Now I hope I can serve you another chapter again soon!

P.s. I felt both happy and uncomfortable writing this - happy because of what Raph said - uncomfortable because of Don Don.

~ILoveFood