Ask or Dare A Lot of People

Raph

Me: ummm.... lunch is in like four minutes.... I'll be back

Kid next to me: what do you-

Me: *transports to the lair* okay so first I'll make sure about the second dare, then I'll bring him back to-

Leo: *tackles me* how'd you find us?? And do you know who took Donnie?! *puts his katana to my throat*

Mikey: she doesn't look like she knows how to fight Leo....

Me: I really can't, Donnie is fine! He's just in a different dimension! Now please let me go!!

Raph: she's not lying!

Leo: how do you know?!

Raph: I just texted him, he said he's okay, but he's not gonna be back for awhile

*Leo gets off of me, I stand up quickly*

Me: I just came on business, okay *whispers in Raph's ear* I bet you're too chicken to kiss Mikey on the lips

Raph: chicken my shell! *pulls Mikey by his plastron and smashed his lips on his little brothers*

Me: ...... okay I didn't say you had to kiss for this long! *furrows eyebrows* okay hey Raph *pulls Raph out of his kiss* wanna visit the same dimension Donnie is in?

Raph: sure, what the heck, I'm in

Mikey: *thinking on what the kiss meant, then went for pizza*

Leo: hey guys what'd I miss-

Me: okay let's go! *now me and Raph are back at my school* I'm the only one to see how you really are *grabs a mirror from purse* this is what everyone sees

Raph: *grabs the mirror* huh I look puny, my hair is red, my eyes are still the same color, and I'm in a t-shirt and jeans..... nice!

Phae: who's this?

Me: he's-

Daede: how many dudes do you know?

Me: well-

Gauge: now who's he?

Me: this is it right?...... yeah, okay he's Donnie's brother Raphael, but his nickname is Raph

Phae: cool, have any stories about Donnie?

Raph: there's alot of things I can tell you about that dorkulous! Like one time he thought growin up he could fly with wings

Daede: Louisa is always saying she wants to fly, how is this embarrassing?

Raph: he built his own wings, mechanical wings at that, and jumped from the top of a tree, and fell face first into the ground!

*my friends laugh*

Me: *mumbling* maybe I should make my own wings....

Raph: or the time he was obsessed with this show, he dressed up as his favorite character, and guess what?

Gauge: what?

Raph: he stayed like that for two weeks!

*we all laugh*

Me: what about before he met April?

Daede: who's-

Raph: oh Donnie's first crush, he told you about that? Eh, anyway at one point he thought he could make anyone turn into a complete opposite of themself. So he made some kind of chemical, and our younger brother tested it out for him. All that did was make him go a little crazier

*we laugh*

-five minutes later-

Donnie: where's that one- *sees me laughing while lightly pushing Raph's arm* who's he??

Me: oh my gosh you're kidding! He did not kiss Bigfoot!

Raph: well more like Bigfoot kissed him!

*we laugh and didn't notice Donnie right there*

Donnie: what the heck is going on?!

Gauge: so who are you into now, April, Louisa, or Bigfoot?

Daede and Phae: *laugh*

Me: ummm Donnie to be honest I wouldn't dare to do this to you, but someone else would

Raph: hey Don, how's it goin?

Donnie: what in the-

*whistle blows*

Me: you guys go on ahead, I gotta talk with Raph and Donnie....

Phae: don't be getting two boyfriends while I'm gone, see you in p.e! *walks off*

Donnie: was this really a dare?

Raph: what?

Me: me and Donnie are in a type of truth or dare game, but people I may or may not know are giving us the questions and dares, that's also why you got to kiss Mikey

Donnie what?!

*we're all back at the lair*

Raph: wait, so you did reverse psychology on me?!

Me: yeah pretty much, and only four know about the kiss.... us, and Mikey!

Donnie: aren't we ditching school?

Me: flip, sorry Raph, but we gotta go!

Leo: not this time! *tries to tackle us both, but we're already gone*

P.e teacher: okay guys get in lines!

Me: I'm gonna die....

Donnie: literally or figuratively?

Phae: figuratively, she got reincarnated about eleven times so far, we should be fine

Tbc

I'm surprised no one has used two things against me yet, now I hope I can serve you another chapter again soon!

~ILoveFood