Ask or Dare A Lot of People

Yoshet Rap

-back at Donnie's house-

Everyone: *still dancing*

Steven: *stops dancing* hold on, cinnabon, I got to do something for Garnet-

Hazel: okay *smiling* *secretly annoyed with everyone interrupting their time alone*

Steven: *doesn't notice her annoyance* *smiles* *nods* *walks over to the music table* *paused the music*

Garnet: *easily pushed a button*

*a different song comes on*

Master Splinter: oh, yeah. Here we go now! *used his tail to grab the microphone*

Donnie: *eyes widen* *thinks Sensei?!*
Hazel: *thinks is that Master Splinter?*
Peedee: *jaw drops* *thinks Master Splinter?...*

Master Splinter: come on, bring on the second round
The bell has sounded
You're getting wrecked and there's no way around it!
The best fusion; hands down, she's the baddest
She's the one who runs the town, and you ain't nothing but a bad gem!!
Everyone: *shocked* *laugh happily* *start dancing around again*

Master Splinter: now sit down, she'll take you to class
To show you just how the Crystal Gems bash it:
A mish-mash of blade acrobatics
And a whiplash attack for kicks while we're at it-
My bars go harder than Lars in babe city
Come on, bring on the charge, baby come get it
She'll don the gauntlets and stop what you're bringing
She's the one you call the Square Mom, don't forget it!

Me: *stops dancing* *starts thinking why does this sound like a familiar voice?... and singing about Steven Universe?-*
Master Splinter: she made the cheeto bite the dust
And lit her up
Made a gem turn into a lightning bug
Cause when you finna fight the power of love
There can only be one winner and it wasn't you, hun!

Recording of Garnet from the show: I am ma-ade~- oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah- of... lo-oh oh-ah oh-ah ove
Oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of...
Oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of... lo-oh oh-ah oh-ah ove
Oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of...

Garnet: *smirks* back on the track on the rack diamond legends
Bringing titans to the light in this cold~- and dark dimension
Spittin verses, killin curses- the beat it's flowing faster!
Spin you round quicker than a speedin Jasper

Everyone: *jaw dropped* *froze in shock at the fast wrap*

Garnet: the crew's comin through flyin higher than a Lapis
Bring you back into the flow, kick the world right off it's axis
Come on now, you know it's just no use to fight..
So jam on to the rhythm tonight~-
It's time to represent the gems of the Crystal Crew
Usually Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst and a hybrid too
Doesn't matter what the challenge, we'll always save the day
Could be a killer crusty Frybo or the Homeworld Brigade!

Peedee: *has a memory of Frybo* *cold chill goes down spine* *thinks ugh, just when I thought I forgot about that freak-*
Garnet: got our star light lingo~-
Bringin down Ringo~-
Break down walls; we'll make you just sing~- yo!
Better watch out, cause we're never gonna cave
We're more than just some minerals and that's cause we're made.

Recording of Garnet from the show: I am ma-ade~- oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of... lo-oh oh-ah oh-ah ove
Oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of...
Oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of... lo-oh oh-ah oh-ah ove
Oh-oh oh-ah oh-ah of...

*music ends*

Yoshet: *sneak through the portals quick*

*portals close*