-back at the lair-
                              Steven: *laughing softly* *phone goes off* hold on *grabs phone* dang, it's been a while *stands up* *stretches* we'll have to finish that talk later, Tom.
                              Tom: what? Why?!
                              Steven: we got some more stuff to do... like bringing some girl named Rayne here? I don't even know
                              Tom: *groans annoyed* *floats out*
                              Steven: *snaps fingers*
                              Rayne: *is right by Steven* hi, this is the lair.. right?
                              Steven: yep, I'll get someone to show you around *yells* Leo! Stop helping Sam for a second, we got a visitor!
                              Leo: *makes his way in* what?? I was trying to help Sam into her pregnant pants.... we bought a size one too small for her. And she's not happy about it-
                              Sam: LEO, GET YOUR FUCKING SHELL BACK IN HERE!!
                              Leo: *flinched* .... see what I mean? *noticed Rayne* oh, hey.
                              Rayne: hi, wanna show me around??
                              Leo: well, it'll be better than getting yelled at by Sam - plus it'll take her a while to get off the bed with her stomach-
                              Steven: *a bit disgusted* *quickly* okay, now I gotta go talk with Jakey! *runs out*
                              -with Steven-
                              Steven: *walking around the lair* *ducks*
                              *hook sword flies right above Steven's head*
                              Hazel: *runs out of the dojo* dang it!... *sees Steven* hey, cinnabon *makes weapons disappear* what's up?
                              Steven: well-
                              Casey: guess who's back?! *jumps on the couch* *is still pink*
                              April: yeah, I had to come down here because Casey got on dad's nerves-
                              Casey: you can't blame me for wanting to make a burrito! *crossed arms*
                              April: the last burrito out of the entire package that you basically devoured in a week! *groans* *rubs temples* it's been hard.
                              Hazel: oh yeah, didn't he get disowned by his dad or something??
                              Casey: *looks back at Hazel* yeah, I've been livin with Red over here since.
                              Steven: *looks at April* how's that going??
                              April: .... *faking a smile* *sarcastically* fucking great *deadpans* I'm going to go meditate *walks towards the dojo*
                              Haven: *blink a few times* *share a look* *shrug shoulders*
                              Steven: know where Jakey is??
                              Hazel: um... went out for a date? I think. I can't really remember-
                              Pearl: I know!! *walks out of the lab* *rubs oil off of her* they went to some man named Murakami for... pizza gyoza? Amethyst went with them for food.
                              Steven: *furrows eyebrows* *snaps fingers*
                              Jakey: *are now in the lair* AMETHYST, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
                              Amethyst: but I want some FOOD!... hey, where'd the fryer go?? Weaak!! *crossed arms*
                              Jasmine: wait, how'd we-
                              Mikey: hey dudes! *playfully punched Steven's shoulder* what'd we miss??
                              Steven: uh-
                              Raph: *in the distance* hey guys!
                                      
                                   
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Ask or Dare A Lot of People
HumorI've been wanting to do this, you ask or dare these people to do ANYTHING! Characters: Master Splinter, Leo, Raph, Donnie, Mikey, April, Casey, Steven Universe, Garnet, Tom Lucitor (SVTFOE), Sam (my cousin), Hazel (my other cousin), Peedee and me. R...
 
                                               
                                                  