-back at the lair-
Steven: *laughing softly* *phone goes off* hold on *grabs phone* dang, it's been a while *stands up* *stretches* we'll have to finish that talk later, Tom.
Tom: what? Why?!
Steven: we got some more stuff to do... like bringing some girl named Rayne here? I don't even know
Tom: *groans annoyed* *floats out*
Steven: *snaps fingers*
Rayne: *is right by Steven* hi, this is the lair.. right?
Steven: yep, I'll get someone to show you around *yells* Leo! Stop helping Sam for a second, we got a visitor!
Leo: *makes his way in* what?? I was trying to help Sam into her pregnant pants.... we bought a size one too small for her. And she's not happy about it-
Sam: LEO, GET YOUR FUCKING SHELL BACK IN HERE!!
Leo: *flinched* .... see what I mean? *noticed Rayne* oh, hey.
Rayne: hi, wanna show me around??
Leo: well, it'll be better than getting yelled at by Sam - plus it'll take her a while to get off the bed with her stomach-
Steven: *a bit disgusted* *quickly* okay, now I gotta go talk with Jakey! *runs out*
-with Steven-
Steven: *walking around the lair* *ducks*
*hook sword flies right above Steven's head*
Hazel: *runs out of the dojo* dang it!... *sees Steven* hey, cinnabon *makes weapons disappear* what's up?
Steven: well-
Casey: guess who's back?! *jumps on the couch* *is still pink*
April: yeah, I had to come down here because Casey got on dad's nerves-
Casey: you can't blame me for wanting to make a burrito! *crossed arms*
April: the last burrito out of the entire package that you basically devoured in a week! *groans* *rubs temples* it's been hard.
Hazel: oh yeah, didn't he get disowned by his dad or something??
Casey: *looks back at Hazel* yeah, I've been livin with Red over here since.
Steven: *looks at April* how's that going??
April: .... *faking a smile* *sarcastically* fucking great *deadpans* I'm going to go meditate *walks towards the dojo*
Haven: *blink a few times* *share a look* *shrug shoulders*
Steven: know where Jakey is??
Hazel: um... went out for a date? I think. I can't really remember-
Pearl: I know!! *walks out of the lab* *rubs oil off of her* they went to some man named Murakami for... pizza gyoza? Amethyst went with them for food.
Steven: *furrows eyebrows* *snaps fingers*
Jakey: *are now in the lair* AMETHYST, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
Amethyst: but I want some FOOD!... hey, where'd the fryer go?? Weaak!! *crossed arms*
Jasmine: wait, how'd we-
Mikey: hey dudes! *playfully punched Steven's shoulder* what'd we miss??
Steven: uh-
Raph: *in the distance* hey guys!
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Ask or Dare A Lot of People
HumorI've been wanting to do this, you ask or dare these people to do ANYTHING! Characters: Master Splinter, Leo, Raph, Donnie, Mikey, April, Casey, Steven Universe, Garnet, Tom Lucitor (SVTFOE), Sam (my cousin), Hazel (my other cousin), Peedee and me. R...