Ask or Dare A Lot of People

Mad Weeza-

-back at the lair-

Leo: *trying to see if he can hide under the couch*

Raph: *raised an eye-ridge at his brother* *chuckles* what are ya doin?? *crossed his arms* *leans on one foot more than the other*

Leo: *looks up at Raph* *harshly whispers* shut up!... *looks around* *looks back at Raph* I'm trying to see if I can hide anywhere from Weeza.

Raph: she still hasn't noticed that dumb cake gone yet??

Leo: no! She's been hanging out with Casey... now that I say that, it's kind of weird-

Casey: *in the distance* *screams in pain*

Leo & Raph: *share a scared look* *run to where they heard Casey scream*

Me: *cracks knuckles* don't ever underestimate me, Jones. I told you I was gonna hand your ass to ya... that's exactly what I did *looks up at Casey* see ya after I have a bite of celebratory carrot cake *walks away* *sees Leo and Raph* sup, ladies *walks past them*

Leo & Raph: *furrow their eye-ridges in confusion* *look up at Casey* *eyes widen*

Casey: *groans* *looks at who came by* *eyes widen* *look at how he's duck-taped to the wall* how did she even do this, dudes?!

Raph: *shrugs his shoulders* I dunno, but it's kinda funny to see *takes a pic with his t-phone*
Leo: *chuckles* who knows man, just- who knows.

Casey: *deadpans at the two* can you help me down?? 

Raph: I would, but I don't remember where I put my sais-
Leo: *grabs out katana* *cuts Casey free*

Casey: *screams* *faceplants on the floor* *groans*

Raph: but did you really lock Sam in your room, Fearless??

Leo: yeah, but she's been sleeping in lately, so it'll take her a while-

Sam: LET ME THE FUCK OUT, LEO!!

Leo: ... at least Weeza didn't see that I-

Me: *in the distance* WHO DA FUCK ATE MY CARROT CAKE?!

Raph: *chuckles* I'd run if I was you, Leo-

Casey: *stands up* *yells out* IT WAS LEO!!

Leo: I'm gonna kill you-

Me: *in the distance* LEO!!

Raph: *jokingly* not if shorty kills ya first-

Leo: *sprints out of the lair*

Casey: *smugly chuckles*

Raph: at least I have a clean slate-

Me: *in the distance* ack!.... RAPHAEL, I SWEAR TO GOD, IMMA KILL YA WITH YOUR OWN SAIS!!!

Raph: *finally remembers* fuck, I left them in front of the couch- *sprints out of the lair*

Casey: *sighs in relief* at least I'm good now-

-back with the dimension hoppers-

Zack: this can't be indestructible! *inspects the phone*

Melissa: let's test it out *grabs the phone from Zack* *hands it to Milo* here ya go, Milo. Do your thing

Milo: *holds the phone* Murphy's Law doesn't work like that, Melissa-

*the sunlight made the phone reflect the light onto that same bird that got hit with the baseball, angering the bird more. It flew down at Milo and tried to poop on him, but Milo grabs an umbrella from his bag. The bird noticed and went to peck at the phone, but nothing happened, so the bird just pecked once at Milo's forehead and flew off*