Me: okay, we're ready-
Donnie: *pulls me close* are you made of beryllium, gold and titanium?? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Me: *shivers* *tail is wagging* *giggles* *playfully whines* Don Don!....... your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine??
Donnisa: *chuckle* *lean in for a kiss*
Steven: *pulls me away from Donnie* hey there, you know when I can't focus during a conversation??
Me: ...... sometimes, I've noticed every now and again. Why??
Steven: *smirks* it's because your perfect breasts get my attention.
Me: *blushes* *looks down at the floor*
Raph and Tom: woah!
Donnie: *pulls me away* where did you get a pick up line like that???
Hazel: something tells me he asked Sam for one *glares at Sam*
Sam: he said he didn't know what pick up lines were, so I told him some that some dudes have once told me..... don't blame me. He asked for them!
Steven: ..... what's breast???
Leo: oh no, I'll just do my flirting with Sam in the other room-
Everyone except Leonarsam: THANK YOU!!!
Leonarsam: *roll their eyes and leave the room*
Casey: *pulls Hazel close by her waist* if I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world.... you'd have a dollar
Hazel: *nervously giggles* *blushes while looking away* i-i-i-if your heart's a prison, I want to be sentenced for life.
Hazey: *walk out hand in hand*
Raph: they're so fucking cheesy, it's like they're meant to be.
Tom: you can say that again.
April: wait, shut up - I think the three are about to start flirting again!
Me: what's life?
Donnie: ......... life is love.
Me: ... what's love?
Donnie: ........ love is kissing. If you want to know what kissing is, come here and I'll show you.Me: *chuckling*
Donnisa: *start a heated make-out session*
Steven: hey, Louisa.
Me: *gets in a dip position with Donnie* *looks Steven in the eyes* yeah??
Steven: do you like to draw??
Me: sometimes, but I'm horrible at it. Why???
Steven: because I like to put the D in Raw-
Tom: OKAY - Imma tell you cuter pick up lines than what you're telling her right now. Only because the ones you're saying don't sound like you. Do you even understand that one?? *pulls Steven to the other side of the lab*
Steven: no! Sam just told me to say that once she left the room!
Donnisa: *facepalms*
Me: *falls to the floor* * *shrieks* *realizes Donnie facepalmed before he dropped me*
Donnie: s-sorry! I didn't want to make you scream until later- *realization hits* *blushes*
Raph: *starts laughing*
April: *eyes widen* wooooah...
Me: *is a blushing mess* I really should've seen this coming..... *smirks* what's it feel like to be the most cutest boy in the room??
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Ask or Dare A Lot of People
HumorI've been wanting to do this, you ask or dare these people to do ANYTHING! Characters: Master Splinter, Leo, Raph, Donnie, Mikey, April, Casey, Steven Universe, Garnet, Tom Lucitor (SVTFOE), Sam (my cousin), Hazel (my other cousin), Peedee and me. R...