Me: no one has dared us a thing since I showed Don Don my fam!
Sam: maybe they're too chicken to say anything-
Tom: so what do we do now?
Me: wait Sam, you realize you could've done something, right?
Hazel: *laughs a little*
Raph: you just got burned Sam!
Sam: *glares at Hazel* you coulda done something too!
Hazel: *blushes*
Tom: now I don't have competition for Sam!
Sam: what was that three eyes?
Donnie: will you all stop arguing?
Raph: what if we want to argue?
Me: don't make me turn you into a girl again Raphael! *gets close to snapping my fingers*
Tom: anyways, you said that we're in summer?
Sam, Hazel, and I: yeah, why?
Raph: let's go somewhere!
Donnie: where?
Tom: anywhere! This place looks boring!
Donnie: you're in my house.
Raph and Tom: that explains alot *high fives the other without looking*
Me: that's it *snaps fingers, turns Raph into a girl, but just makes Toms head backwards*
Tom: what the heck?!?
Sam: *laughs at the way Tom looks*
Hazel: *sees how Raph looks* should we be worried about this?
Me: well I turned people the opposite gender before, also I thought I did that too much, so that's why Toms head is backwards.
Tom: wait...... is that really how my butt looks?
Sam and Hazel: well, yeah
Me and Roxie: is right there isn't it?
Tom: it looks good~
Donnisa: dude you're dumb!
Tom: I thought that's why you liked me Louisa?
Me: *blushing but rolls eyes* shuddup!
Donnie: then why do you like me? I'm smart, not to mention I'm basically a genius compared to him-
Tom: hey! *tries to run forward, but forgot about his head was on backwards, so he just ran into a wall*
Roxie and Sam: *starts laughing instantly*
Hazel: Weeza I'm bored, do..... the song!
Me: *whines* Hazel!!! Why?!
Donnie and Tom: what's "the song"??
Roxie: whatever it is, just show us!
Everyone but me: *chanting* show us!
Me: okay, okay, okay! Just stop chanting! *breathes in and sighs* Once I was seven years old, my momma told me to be the kindest girl I could be, once I was seven years old....
Tom: isn't this just a different version of 7 years old?
Sam: sounds like it
Donnie and Hazel: shh!
Me: this is a scary world, I didn't let that phase me! We put our brave face on, from the morning to the evenin-
Hazel: okay you can stop now, I just wanted you to sing so we can have something to talk about
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Ask or Dare A Lot of People
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