-in the kitchen-
Leo: what in the actual fuck?! *hands on the sides of his head*
Sam: *blinks a few times* huh... second time murderer.. nice-
Steven: *tears up* I-I-I didn't mean to!! *puts his head in his hand* oh my god... I'm so sorry, Casey! *tears fall off his face*
Casey: *is dead on the floor* *is hit with one of Steven's tears* *starts to glow light pink*
Tom: *rushes in* guys, that might not be the most-... *eyes widen* wh-what's going on?!
Sam: *jaw drops* *mumbles* I forgot about this-
Leo: oh my shell-Steven: *gasps* *scoots back* oh my stars- I did it again!!
Casey: *groans* *sits up* *is now pink* *hair is now light pink* what happened?
Leo: Steven - explanation; now!
Steven: I-I have healing powers... I barely ever bring people back to life, so I'm not really used to it-
Casey: wait what? *looks at his hands* *expects to see pale skin* *sees he's pink* OH MY GOD-
Tom: *shakes his head* okay, now that's not the thing to be worrying about-
Sam: *chuckles* no, but it's kind of funny-
Leo: *kneels down to Casey* do you feel okay?
Casey: I don't.. really know, dudes
Leo: are you sore? Hurting anywhere??
Casey: *feels where Steven stabbed him* *throat is a bit raspy* no *clears throat* *normally* no.
Leo: are you tired??
Casey: *blinks a few times* not really-
Leo: do you feel good??
Casey: no?
Leo: *eyes widen* *shakes Casey by his shoulders* do you feel bad?!?
Casey: no!?!? I just feel neutral, Leo - I don't know what you want me to feel!! *moves his hands through his hair a bit*
Steven: wow.. deja vu- *remembers what Tom said* what do you mean this isn't the thing to be worrying about? I just killed a man-.. a boy.
Casey: hey, I'm more of a man than you are!! *glares at Steven*
Steven: have you ever killed two people??
Casey: .... let me rephrase that-
Tom: I didn't think Steven would want Hazel to see what he did-
Steven: oh no, did she see?! *feels worried for his relationship*
Tom: well, no, because I rolled her away from the kitchen and she fell in the sewer water that's under the tire swing-
Sam: doesn't that lead to the ocean??
Steven: oh no! *runs out*
Leo: well, he's gonna be gone for a while-
Steven: *walks back in*
Sam & Tom: what are you doing??
Steven: this *snaps fingers*
Hazel: *is cowering in fear* *shrieks semi-loudly*
Steven: hon, it's okay! You're back!!
Hazel: *opens an eye* *sighs in relief* *sits up* I almost could've died from a squirrelanoid-
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HumorI've been wanting to do this, you ask or dare these people to do ANYTHING! Characters: Master Splinter, Leo, Raph, Donnie, Mikey, April, Casey, Steven Universe, Garnet, Tom Lucitor (SVTFOE), Sam (my cousin), Hazel (my other cousin), Peedee and me. R...