Me: *tail wags* I swear, I can't believe it took me this long to realize this-
Steven: *tilts his head* realize what??
Leo: if it's about Mikey and eating the last slice of pizza, we all already know-
Mikey: I was hungry and I called personal dibs!
Donnie: "personal dibs"?? You licked the pizza when it was in Sam's hands!
Hazel: and she almost ate it!
Sam: ..... I'm still hungry.
Me: ANYWAYS - this game of, basically truth or dare, but is actually Ask Or Dare - has been going on for an ENTIRE YEAR!!
April: really??
Casey: that's sick yo.
Hazel: so, you and Donnie have been doing this for an entire year??
Donnisa: yep!
Leonarsam: now that's just sad, also a long time of just doing whatever people dared or asked you-
Tom: it was fun too, especially watching girls fight over cookies!
Me: that actually was fun. Now I want a cookie-
Donnie: are we even doing anything right now??
Sam: wait, I got a last second dare! *whispers something into Steven's ear*
April: why do I feel like this won't end out well??
Leo: I have that feeling too, but I don't want to intervene.
Steven: *blushed dark* u-uhhh.... won't that get me in trouble-
Sam: well, you have your own protection! Not to mention you're stronger than almost everyone here!
Me: actually, he is stronger than everyone that's here.
Casey: even Master Splinter!??
Me: yep!
Tom: woah.
Steven: ........ does Louisa know you dared for me to do this??
Sam: no, I'm in charge, despite you having the powers, I'm the one who knows what's going to happen *smirks* *evilly chuckles*
Leo: *blushes* *thought Sam was hot when she laughed like that*
Raph: *elbows Leo* *whispers* snap out of it, ya idiot.
Donnie: I feel like this won't end out well.
Hazel: it's Sam, when is anything she's dared or asked good??
April: wasn't there a few??
Me: name one.
Casey: didn't she dare herself to be in charge since she wanted to do some type of alphabet board??
Donnie: oh yeah.
Steven: this is not my fault *walks over to me*
Me: *tries to walk backwards* *walked to a wall* Sam, what did you dare?! *ears flatten against head*
Sam: you'll see! Steven, snap your fingers!
Steven: *hesitantly snaps his fingers*
*everyone except me and Sam was frozen in place*
Tom: why can't I move???
Raph: I can't move either!
Leo and Hazel: Sam, what're you doing??
Sam: sitting down *sits on the couch next to frozen April*
April: why is she the only one that can move?!
Donnie: Sam, I swear I will kill you!
Leonarsam: over my dead body!
Hazel: wait, what's Steven doing??
Me: *eyes widen* I know that Steven look, Steven no! You already know that-
Steven: *trembling* Sam said it was a dare! *puts his hands on my shoulders*
Donnie, Raph and Tom: take your hands off of her! Wait, why are you saying that??
Donnie: I'm her boyfriend!
Raph: she's my best friend!
Tom: she's my lil sis!Steven: *hugged me*
Me: *blinks in confusion* Sam, you did that as a joke to pull peoples legs.... didn't you??
Sam: yep! Like I'd dare for Steven to kiss you when I'm Donnisa all the way!
Leo: aww.
Hazel: you realize we're all still frozen, right??
Steven: yeah..... just hold on for a second. *looks me in the eyes* Louisa.... I'm sorry for catching feelings for you.
Me: Steven, it's okay!
Donnie: excuse me??
Me: what I mean is; you feel what you feel. It's not your fault that you started to like me. I mean, look around the room. Leo probably thought we could go off starting with a hate-love relationship before Sam came.
Leo: *blushing* nuh uh!
Sam: then why are you blushing??
Leo: *looks at the floor* uhhhh-
Me: Casey always hit on me before Hazel came-
Hazel: can we please not talk about my boyfriend??
Casey: yeah! I'm committed now *looks at Hazel* *softly smiles*
Me: Tom and I started on a best friend thing at first, then we actually got together. Even after that he was jealous of Donnie when he realized I liked him and when we got together.
Tom: hey, I changed!
April: yeah!
Donnie: wait..... Leo liked Louisa?!?!?
Leonarsam: shut it, Donnie!
Me: yeah, but I don't care.
Raph: looks like I'm the only dude in here that didn't like Shorty.
Mikey: hey, I never liked her that way either. I could tell that Donnie liked her when they were here, so I acted like an older brother.
April: wait, Mikey's older than Louisa??
Me: yeah, I'm the shortest and youngest one in this room. Even Sam and Hazel are older than me-
Sam and Hazel: *in a jazz type of voice* it's true~
Casey: okay, now can we get unfrozen??
Steven: *nervously laughs* yeah, sorry *walks away from me* *snaps fingers*
Donnie: *instantly runs over to me* *pulls me into his hold* *glares at Steven* mine!
Me: Don Don, you're being way to jealous.
Steven: actually I was this close *gets his pointer finger and thumb close together* to kissing you-
Tom: okay, now there's a human me in here.
Everyone except for Tom and Steven: wait, what?!
Me: *nervously laughs* that's where we'll end it.... *fake enthusiasm* yay-
Tbc
Okay that's it my wonderful foodies~ Now I hope I can serve you another chaptera again soon!
~ILoveFood
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