The Originals One-Shots

The Groupchat

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 Klaus Mikaelson: All right, Elijah, we're all here. What is this about?

 Elijah Mikaelson: Since we apparently cannot all be in the same room together without potential bloodshed, I thought an online chat room would be a better way for us to connect with each other.

 Kol Mikaelson: Are you serious? This is the urgent matter we all had to come here for?

 Finn Mikaelson: Strangely enough, I am in agreement with Kohl.
 
 Freya Mikaelson: Hey, this was my idea, too, guys. We're stuck with each other, so we might as well bond. 

 Rebekah Mikaelson: If you ask me, I have done too much bonding with you lot.

 Klaus Mikaelson: And just what is that supposed to mean?

 Finn Mikaelson: Why would I want to connect with any of you lunatics? You had me daggered in a coffin for nine hundred years!

 Kol Mikaelson: That's because you're so bloody annoying, and no one wants to listen to you talk.

 Elijah Mikaelson: This is not what I meant by connecting with each other.

 Finn Mikaelson: And who are you to judge me, Kol? What about the things you've done in your time? You're all murderers!
 
 Klaus Mikaelson: It comes with the job, genius. And if anyone here has been wrongfully judged, it's me.

 Freya Mikaelson: Please stop arguing! This is not what the chat was supposed to be about!
 
 Elijah Mikaelson: I agree with Freya. Let's stop fighting now so no one says anything we'll regret.
 
 Rebekah Mikaelson: Really, Nik? Have you somehow conveniently forgotten all the horrible things you have done to us?

 Klaus Mikaelson: Don't you dare, Rebekah. And no one else better make any accusations either! I am not afraid to dagger any of you! I have done it before, and I will do it again!

 Elijah Mikaelson: Yeah, no. You actually can't.

 Klaus Mikaelson: And why is that, brother?

 Elijah Mikaelson: I might have stolen them. And hid them somewhere in the compound.

 Klaus Mikaelson: WHAT?! HOW COULD YOU EVEN CONSIDER THIS SORT OF BETRAYAL?! WHEN I FIND THOSE DAGGERS, YOU WILL BE THE FIRST ONE TO GO!

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 Elijah Mikaelson: No one else is allowed to leave unless I say so.

 Kol Mikaelson: And why should we all just suddenly start listening to you, Elijah?
 
 Rebekah Mikaelson: He has more sense than you do. He's always been there for me, and he's definitely my favorite brother.

 Elijah Mikaelson: Thank you, Rebekah. I think that's the only nice thing anyone here has said so far.

 Finn Mikaelson: Well, if we're picking favorites now, I would most likely choose Freya. The rest of you are a bunch of raving lunatics!

 Kol Mikaelson: Oh, shut up, Finn. No one wants to listen to your boring speeches.

 Rebekah Mikaelson: I think we should let Elijah talk. He's definitely more sensible than you two.

 Freya Mikaelson: Elijah, where are you?

 Elijah Mikaelson: Sorry, everyone. Klaus burst into my room a few minutes ago. He found the  daggers and threatened to impale me with one of them. 

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 Klaus Mikaelson: I'm baaaaack. Did I miss anything exciting?

 Freya Mikaelson: Besides a potential War of the Mikaelsons, no.

 Finn Mikaelson: Can I leave yet? I didn't actually want to talk to any you.

 Rebekah Mikaelson: I'm sorry, Finn, are we not good enough for you? We are your family!

 Kol Mikaelson: Oh, shut up, Rebekah. Don't you have to go find another poor sod to seduce?

 Rebekah Mikaelson: How dare you! I will tear your eyes out!

 Klaus Mikaelson: Don't forget that's my sister you're talking to. Let's also not forget that I am once again in possession of the daggers after that traitorous stunt Elijah pulled.

 Finn Mikaelson: Fine. If I can't leave the chat, I just won't say anything. I shall sit here and watch in satisfaction as you all destroy each other over the interweb.

 Kol Mikaelson: It's internet, you idiot. 

 Freya Mikaelson: Don't you dare, Finn! This is supposed to be our bonding time! 

 Rebekah Mikaelson: Do not expect me to want to bond with those bastards now. 

 Klaus Mikaelson: You are not being very pleasant yourself, little sister.

 Elijah Mikaelson: THAT IS IT! EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP! This is obviously not working. I'm sorry, everyone. Anyone who doesn't want to be here, just leave now.

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 Freya Mikaelson: Don't feel bad, Elijah. You tried. Let's go out for dinner, you and me, since everyone else needs to blow off some steam. I'll meet you outside.

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