So, I've read quite a bit of fanfiction, so I know which pairings are shipped more than others. I have found some rarepairs and thought we'd see what the Mikaelsons think.
Klaus: This better be worth my time.
Maybe we'll get to Klaus later. Who wants to go first?
Klaus and Kol: Elijah will.
Elijah: What?
Fine, we'll start with Elijah.
Elijah Mikaelson/Bonnie Bennett (dubbed Bonlijah by me)Elijah: I remember Bonnie Bennett. She was nice, but I don't know if I'd want to date her.
Elijah Mikaelson/Tristan de Martel (dubbed Elistan by me)Elijah: I've been shipped with Tristan?
Klaus: Elijah, I forbid you to date Tristan de Martel.
Elijah: I don't want to date him. I don't know why that exists!
No one knows why this next one exists either.
Elijah Mikaelson/Kol Mikaelson (already dubbed Kolijah)Elijah: I've been shipped with Kol, too?
Kol: Yeah, right, like I'd sleep with Elijah.
Elijah: Are there any others I should know about?
Elijah Mikaelson/Rebekah Mikaelson (dubbed Relijah be me)Elijah: First it was my brothers, now my little sister, too?
Rebekah: That's ridiculous! Elijah's my favorite brother, but I wouldn't sleep with him.
I did see that Elijah's shipped quite a bit with Tatia Petrova and Gia. But they're dead, so...who's next?
Kol: Freya will.
Freya: I will?
Freya Mikaelson/Elena Gilbert (already dubbed Freylena)Freya: But I've never met Elena Gilbert!
Freya Mikaelson/Marcel Gerard (dubbed Marya by me)Rebekah: Oh, really?
Freya: I don't think I'd go out with Marcel.
Freya Mikaelson/Jackson Kenner (dubbed Freyson by me)Freya: But he's married to Hayley!
Klaus: Not anymore. He's dead, remember? I guess I can't forbid you from dating him, then.
Those were Freya's ships. Let's do Kol next.
Kol: Why?
Kol Mikaelson/Elena Gilbert (already dubbed Kolena)Kol: But I didn't really like her.
Kol Mikaelson/Jeremy Gilbert (dubbed Kolemy by me)Kol: Why would I want to date Jeremy Gilbert?
Kol Mikaelson/Lucien Castle (already dubbed Kolcien)Kol: Are you serious? Lucien Castle?
Klaus: Kol, I forbid you to date Lucien.
Freya: Klaus, you killed Lucien.
Klaus: Oh. Yes, I did. Well, then I forbid you to date him if he ever comes back to life.
Kol Mikaelson/Malachai 'Kai' Parker (dubbed Kolai by me)Kol: Where did that come from? I don't even know who that is!
Now we know Kol doesn't watch The Vampire Diaries.
Let's do Finn next.
Finn: Must I be involved in this nonsense?
Finn Mikaelson/Elena Gilbert (already dubbed Finlena)Finn: I have no interest in dating Elena Gilbert.
Finn Mikaelson/Bonnie Bennett (dubbed Finnie by me)Finn: I have no interest in dating Bonnie Bennett.
You're done, Finn. Go haunt a house or something.
There's only one other ship I came across with Rebekah besides Relijah.
Rebekah Mikaelson/Hayley Marshall-Kenner (I started calling this Haybekah)Rebekah: Well, that's silly. Hayley's my friend, but I don't think I'd date her.
Klaus: Is this over yet? I have plenty of things I'd rather be doing right now.
Freya: Like what?
Klaus: Plotting world domination.
Elijah: Klaus, every time you try to take over the world, it doesn't work.
You know what? Let's do Henrik next, since he's not annoying.
Henrik: I'm included, too?
I did find one ship with you.
Henrik Mikaelson/Elena Gilbert (already dubbed Helena)Henrik: Well, I've never met Elena Gilbert, but if she's nice, I guess I wouldn't mind if Helena exists.
Klaus: Elena Gilbert and her friends are most certainly not nice.
Let's just get Klaus out of the way, shall we?
Klaus Mikaelson/Lexi Branson (dubbed Klexi by me)Klaus: Who's she? Who even came up with that?
Stefan's best friend that Damon killed. I just remember seeing it somewhere.
Klaus Mikaelson/Tyler Lockwood (I'm calling this Mikaelwood)Klaus: WHAT? I've been shipped with him!?
Freya: Who's Tyler Lockwood?
Elijah: Just another person on the list of people Klaus hates.
Well, spoiler alert, he's dead, so you have nothing to worry about.
Kol: Is this over yet?
Nearly. Mikael, you're up.
Mikael: I'm in this? Why?
Mikael Mikaelson/Elena Gilbert (dubbed Milena by me)Mikael: Which Petrova was she?
The 21st century one.
Mikael Mikaelson/Katherine Pierce (dubbed Kathael by me)Mikael: Which-
She was the one that woke you up in the tomb.
Mikael: Right, now I remember her.
Esther: Mikael, why do these exist?
Mikael: I don't know. I can't even remember which Petrova is which, there's so many of them. Elena, Katherine, that one we killed-
That was Tatia. And there was that ancient one, Amara.
Mikael: There's that many of them?
Mikael Mikaelson/Davina Claire (dubbed Mivina by me)Kol: WHAT?
Esther: The little witch girl, too?
Mikael: But I never slept with Davina! She locked me in a church and tried to make me her evil hit man! At least that's how I remember it. Um, there doesn't happen to be any more, right?
Well, there is one more pairing I saw once a while ago, but it's weird and I'd rather not say it out loud. But fine.
Mikael Mikaelson/Klaus Mikaelson (I don't even know what to call this)Kol: Well, that's all kinds of wrong.
Esther: Mikael, if this is true-
Mikael: But it's never happened! Klaus, you come anywhere near me and I can cause you physical pain in at least a hundred different ways.
Klaus: Same to you.
Elijah: You're not as angry as I thought you'd be, Niklaus.
Klaus: Oh, I'm angry. I am drowning in anger.
Okay. It's a good thing that was the last one.
There will probably be more pairing with the Mikaelsons in the future. There could be others out there I'm not aware of. And I'm not sure I even want to know.
Elijah: If you don't mind my asking, what ships do people seem to like the most?
The biggest ones are Klaroline, Haylijah, Klamille, Marbekah, and Kolvina. Klayley, Frucien, and Klelijah are written about quite a bit, too.
Klaus: So people actually ship me and Elijah together?
I guess so.
Elijah: That's disturbing.
After this, I'm not sure I want to see if any more ships exist. I got so confused I to sort out all the ships for each Mikaelson by Majors, Minors, and Rarepairs as I thought fit. Klaus and Elijah actually took up one whole side of the page and I had to squeeze everyone else on the other side.
But here's the statistics:
Klaus: 15 ships
Elijah: 14 ships
Rebekah: 9 ships
Kol: 8 ships
Mikael: 5 ships (that's including Esther)
Freya: 4 ships
Finn: 3 ships
Hnerik: 1 ship
Esther: 1 ship
I guess the more of a presence you have on the show, the more you get shipped.
I think I night do crossover ships sometime.
Klaus: There's more?Possibly. Most of the crossovers I've seen are with Teen Wolf, which I don't watch, and there's a lot with Twilight, so maybe I'll look that up.
Klaus: I hate those sparkling fools.
Well, as a preview, I've seen you shipped with Bella Swan.
Klaus: Excuse me?
And good-bye.
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