So, I know I wrote at the end of the last part that I was going to write a Tristan/Lucien one-shot, but I'm a little stuck on that one right now, so I'm doing this instead.
Elijah: I'm not comfortable with this.
There aren't as many Elijah ships as there are Klaus ships.
Klaus: That's because all the fans like me better than him.
No, Klaus, that is not what it means, because I like Elijah more than I like you.
Reactions to Elejah (Elijah and Elena Gilbert)
Elijah: Elena? Well, I did like her a bit.
Rebekah: I didn't.
Kol: Eh. You could do better.
Freya: So you guys didn't like her?
Rebekah: Of course not.
Klaus: Move onto the next one.
Reactions to Kalijah (Elijah and Katherine Pierce)Kol: Who cares? She's dead.
Rebekah: Exactly.
Finn: Wasn't she shipped with Klaus, too?
Freya: I think so.
Elijah: Well, we did like each other before she died. But I don't think it would have worked.
Klaus: Moving on.
Reactions to Camilijah (Elijah and Cami)
Klaus: Elijah...
Elijah: But I'm not in love with Cami! I mean I wasn't. I liked her, but not that like.
Freya: You guys might have been cute together.
Rebekah: Yes, I think I could see that.
Klaus: I'm still here, you know.
Kol: Oh, who cares?
Elijah: Klaus, I wasn't in love with Cami.
Klaus: Fine.
Reactions to Marlijah (Elijah and Marcel)
Elijah: I've been shipped with Marcel?Rebekah: So, first it was Cami, now it's Marcel, huh?
Elijah: But I'm not in love with Marcel!
Kol: These ships are not making you look very good, brother.
Finn: I agree.
Freya: I cannot see this happening.
Klaus: I do not approve of any of these pairings.
Hey, I'm just telling you what I read on the Internet.
Reactions to Elijah and Caroline Forbes (Carolijah?)
Klaus: Oh, really?
Elijah: Caroline Forbes? But I barely knew her! I don't think we even had a conversation together!
Rebekah: This cannot happen.
Klaus: No, it won't, because I refuse to let it happen.
Calm down, Klaus, she's engaged to Stefan.
Elijah: Is this over yet?
We're getting there.
Reactions to Delijah (Elijah and Damon Salvatore)Klaus: Damon Salvatore!? Who would DARE insult my brother's character in this way!?
Elijah: If Damon Salvatore so much as looks at me in a romantic way, I will scream. And then maybe kill him, depending on my mood.
Kol: Seeing Damon Salvatore does not improve anyone's mood.
Rebekah: I am not having him for a brother-in-law.
Freya: I've never met the guy, but I don't like the sound of this.
Finn: Are there any ships that have to do with me?
None that I know of, unless you'd like me to make one up.Klaus: I hate this entire ship thing! Anyone who likes these ideas are fools! That, or Elijah just can't get a decent girlfriend.
You want me to ship you with Tyler Lockwood or Lucien Castle?
Elijah: Please tell me this is over.
You're done, Elijah. Those are all the ones I know having to do with you, unless you want me to make up one.
Elijah: NO! I'm so confused and disturbed right now, I'm not sure how I feel about anything.
Klaus: Oh, stop being a baby about it. It's not like any of these are actually going to happen.
Klaus, for all you know, you might get paired with Matt Donovan or Tristan de Martel. I wouldn't judge if I were you.
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The Originals One-Shots
FanfictionIn which I write about characters from The Originals, and sometimes characters from The Vampire Diaries. This book is complete, so requests for imagines are now taken in my second book, 'The Originals/The Vampire Diaries Oneshots'. I do not own ri...