Y/N: If you think about it, Voldemort is kind of like a prepubescent teenage girl
Harry: Give us a explanation of why you think that?
Y/N: He has a tiara, he has a diary, he has a pet whom he loves more than anything and he has a obsession with a famous teenage boy
Hermione: I-
Ron: They have a point, you know!
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Y/N, screeching at the top of their lungs: I AM SINGLE!
Ron, seriously concerned: Are they alright?!
Harry, shrugging his shoulders: Merlin, if I knew!
Y/N: AND YOUR NAME MUST BE HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER TO CHANGE THAT
Hermione, extremely flustered: I-
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Y/N: Baby?
Hermione, not taking her eyes off a book that she is reading: Yes, sweetheart?
Y/N: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Hermione, looking at them: What have you broken this time, Y/N?
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Y/N: HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER, GET YOUR ASS HERE RIGHT NOW!
Hermione, fearing for her life: What is it, darling?
Y/N: I don't know who the fuck... told you to come in and steal my heart like this!
Hermione: WHA-
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Ron, after their first Defence Against The Dark Arts Lesson: So what do you think about Umbridge?
Harry: She's really rude for no reason
Hermione: She seems quite unpleasant to be around
Y/N: I want to respectfully punt kick her in the face before throwing her bitch-ass down the stairs.
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*In Potions*
Snape: Miss Granger, your potion looks very similar to Mister Potter's potion! 10 points from Gryfindor!
Snape: Mister Weasley, that potion looks horrendous, 20 points from Gryfindor!
Snape: Mister Malfoy, you somehow managed to not set the Potions classroom on fire for once, 40 points to Slytherin!
Snape: Mister/Miss/Mx Y/L/N, what is in your bloody cauldron?!
Y/N: Ketchup, professor... If you're gonna yell at me, at least I'll have my dino nuggies!
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Hermione: When I asked you to bring something back from your holiday to the coast, when you were visiting the muggle world, I didn't mean this, Y/N...
Y/N, struggling to hold onto a seagull: YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SAID THAT THEN!
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Hermoine Granger/Emma Watson Imagines
FanfictionJust a book that has loads of imagines with my favourite character from Harry Potter Some may have G!P Some might be smut Some might be pure fluff Read to find out! (The majority are with a Male OC)
