Hedgehogs Freaking out

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Shadow: Damn it... DAMN. IT.

Silver: I-I hate it! Just why!

Sonic: Of all the moldy cheese... These people are sinners.

Shadow: WATTPAD IS A SIN EVERYONE! IT MAKES PEOPLE HYPNOTIZED AND USE THEM AS PROXIES THEN MAKE FAKE ACCOUNTS ABOUT US BEING GAY OR SOMETHING.....

Sonic & Silver: . . . . . Yeah!

Sonic: It's just a nightmare to think... P-people ship us with "OCs", can be male, female, bi or worse... They make us gay...

Silver: I-I'm not a softie! Neither am I kinky or a cinnamon roll! WHAT IS THAT ANYWAY?! Also pothead is irrelevant.

Sonic & Shadow: (゚O゚)\(- -;

Silver: What? It's true!

Shadow: I'm also not I love with faker nor Silver. I'm not a big crybaby and I'm not a bad boy. I don't use drugs or play with cigarettes so you better change that people. AND I DON'T SHOW MERCY TO PEOPLE WHO DEFIES ME!!!

Sonic: That's a good outburst. For me... I'm not gay, I don't do goo goo eyes to Shadow, nor Silver. Or the others. I don't hate Sally nor Amy. I don't like anyone, even chilidogs. I'm sexy as you know it (Shadow: -_-). Also... Don't make me female!!! *offends a certain user*

Chip: *whispers to camera* They are just ranting their thoughts out. Didn't know they had a lot to ouburst.

Shadow: Me and Faker aren't best friends.

Sonic: Fangirls either ship me with official characters or made characters.

Silver: Still not a pothead and I don't like Mephiles. Who's Venice???

All: Least of all.... WE AREN'T PREGNANT AND DON'T HAVE ANY BABIES IN OUR TUMMIES!!!

A/n: Σ( ̄。 ̄ノ)ノ Did that made you much better now?

Sonic: Yup.

Silver: I have to think.

Shadow: No! I have a lot to say! *restrained by stage crew* Ey lemme go I wanna attack you guys!!! With mah guns! (*`へ'*)/AND MY FOURTH DAMN CHAOS EMERALD!!!

Sonic: (-。-;

Silver: (T ^ T)

A/n: (¬_¬)"

Sonic: (・◇・)/~~~ Um... Admin. We wanna quit this thing off. Ya know. For the better good of Mobianity?

A/n: You are not getting away until we reached the chapters of 200! So, you three better make yourselves proper this time.

Sonic & Silver: *faints*

Shadow: ('・Д・)」 I call a protest!

A/n: Now be a good hedgehog Shadow. We'll give you what you want.

Shadow: ( ̄Д ̄)ノ I still call a protest against the people of Wattpad. Don't ask why. I'm evil against all of you. And yes I'm breaking the fourth wall.

A/n: *fixing the 4th wall* ( ̄+ー ̄)I thought you have some stuff to do.

Shadow: I have. Sayonara I have missions to attend. As I said, head quarters need me—

A/n: Yeah, yeah. GUN want you so be it. See you after ten chapters. *pushes him out*

Shadow: Wait! Hey I'm not!

Door: Sayonara forever Shadow the Hedgehog! *closes*

A/n: Now that's done for. So sorry about that guys. Yeah, I know you're basically throwing tomatoes, potatoes and eggs right at me. I just had a little fun with them, making them tell what they really feel. Hehe, yes I'm evil. But you can't stop me! *disappears*

Chip: Well, at didn't what I was expecting.

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