@Nigerigirl:
I dare Sonic to turn Shadow and Silver into girls with one of Tails machine >:D
@TalianaProctor:
*I've got an even better dare!!!*
Silver, I want you to live in the woods in the week and don't use ur powers to help.
Shadow, can't you be nice for once?!?
Sonic, I tripple dog DARE you to get fat!
@bookwriter1235:
I'm back for dares dudes! I dare shadow to dress up as madea and act like her. If you don't know madea watch a short video of her.
Sonic: *evil smirks* Good thing I had back up plans for this. *raises gender bender ray*
Shadow: You're alive my love! *tries to hug him*
Sonic: Eh?! Dang no way! *aims gun*
Shadow: But we kissed!
Sonic: ... We did? When? And...how?
Silver: Geez you really don't remember much huh
Sonic: Nope
Shadow: ;-; Our wedding
Sonic: NOW TURN TO GIRLS YOU LIL' DAMNS *shoots Shadow*
Shadow (or Shade): *turns to girl* Agh!
Sonic: Since you're a SonAdow supporter, you shall be part of this
Silver: ... I was dared to be also hit.
Sonic: HIT *shoots Silver*
Silver (Sylvia): *turns to girl also* O//////O T-this top tank is too revealing...
Sonic: BUWAHAHAHAHA
Shade: BUWAHAHAHAHAHA
Sonic: Why are you laughing
Shade: Since I'm a girl...I can seduce you
Sonic: ...
Sonic: Aw hell nooooo
Sylvia: Guess I have to live in a forest...by myself huh?
Chip: Nu! Why you gonna go?
Sylvia: *sighs* Guess people nowadays likes to...torment me
Shade: What are you saying?! I am particularly ALL NICE
Sonic: Oh really? You're not at all nice to everyone
Shade: I've been nice for you!
Sonic: Not very appealing since you're a girl...when will this love thing dare end?
Caliber: 3 chapters left before it wears out
Sonic: -_- I can't wait
Sylvia: I'm gonna leave! Bye! Also don't look for me! AT ALL *slams door shut*
Shade: ... Sonikku you've been dared to GET FAT?!
Sonic: ... I don't get fat
Shade: And?
Sonic: Because fangirls feed on my fats ;) right ladies?
Fangirls: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. SONIC YES WE LOVE YOU
Shade: NO HE'S MINE! *hugs Sonic protectively* *hisses at fangirls*
Sonic: ... You do know whenever you're a girl and you do that to me...you'll lose your fangirls
Shade: I have?
Chip: .O. He has forgotten his legacy of being "The Coolest"
Shadow fangirls: *crying on the ground* *hugs their Shadow plushes* SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG COME BACK YOU'RE MORE COOLER THAN SONIC
Sonic: ... I could agree on that
Shade: I'm gonna go dress up and act like Madea for you, darling~ *winks at him*
Sonic: *gags* S-seriously
Shade: Muah muah *goes to another room*
Shade: I shall do my best to be THE GREATEST FEMALE HE EVER HAS MET
Shadow (male conscious): ... YOU'VE GOT TO BE DAMNING KIDDING ME I HATE MYSELF
Shade: Oh shush diff. me I'm much better
Shadow (male conscious): *is crying bloody tears* Please make this stop I don't like witnessing these things
Chip: *is spying* She's talking to herself again
Caliber: Respect her privacy, she's still a girl though
###Meanwhile###
Sylvia: *living the forest life* The air is too cold. Fire won't cooperate with me. Rodents keep stealing my food. Bears, wolves or other canines want me dead...what more do you take me for Forest?!
Forest: *insert cricket noises. Basically nature noise*
Sylvia: ITS NO USE
Silver (male conscious): *multiple smack his head on the fourth wall* I miss my old life
###Returning###
Sonic: Life's so perfect whenever you spread chilly in every food you have~ *puts chilly on basically EVERY FOOD in the house*
Chip: AHHH MY ICE CREAM TASTES SPICY AND ITS MELTING
Chilly: Am I THAT HOT
Chip: ...
Caliber: How menacing
Sonic: You'll get use to it Chip
Chip: ... Don't put chilly on those CHOCOLATE CAKES OR I'LL GAIA PUNCH YOU IN THE AIR AGAIN
Sonic: But
Chip: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
Random person: Oh Chip's on his rage mode :00000
Sonic: ... -~-
Shade: *comes back* *in Madea outfit*
Sonic: *is about to go away*
Shade: Darling baby~
Sonic: Nope, Nope, Nope, Nope *junps out da window* *rides in his car* *drives away from the place*
Admin: F.ck you Sonic come back here! *chases him*
Shade: ;-; I wasn't even able to get the chance to seduce him
Chip: You're already better at seducing girls...because you don't have to seduce them!
Caliber: ???
Shade: ???
Chip: Dammit. Sonic's jokes doesn't work on me
YOU ARE READING
ASK Sonic, Shadow & Silver
RandomAsk away! These three hedgehogs would take them seriously...... Or not.
