The Black Fox (Shinichi X Reader)

The Phantom Child that God Abandoned

Based on Episode 219

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"Kaitou Kid?" Ran and Kogoro shouted in disbelief.

"Yes. His ability to get anything he desires, almost like magic..." Granny started.

"So many disguises and voices that perplex the police..." Miss Doctor continued.

"The main dish that us detectives are always drooling for..." Chubby Chef added.

"The thief that everyone wants to put in jail..." Baby Man hummed.

"And, the criminal of the only crime I wasn't able to solve." Hakuba finished the Kid hate fest. "The Phantom Thief, Kaitou Kid."

"Does that mean that Kaitou Kid invited us here?" Kogoro seemed flummoxed by all the information.

"Yes, it seems he's going to use us to find this treasure. Even if it takes all the things he's stolen, or our lives." Chubby Chef stated.

You stifled a chuckle. Unfortunately, you didn't hold the chuckle in well enough. Everyone in the room turned their eyes to you. You returned their gazes. "What?"

"What about this might you find so funny, little lady?" Baby Man asked.

"The fact that five of the most well known detectives think that Kaitou Kid is behind this." You shrugged. "It's pure idiocy, and I find it amusing." You finished, not caring who you pissed off.

"Rin!" Ran chastised.

"What? I'm just being honest here~" You hummed.

"What makes you say we are wrong?" Chubby Chef countered.

"The fact that this isn't Kaitou Kid's style. He's a phantom thief, not a bomber or murderer. I'm honestly quite disappointed. I thought at least such great detectives wouldn't swallow the first baited hook they came across. It seems you aren't as impressive as you were made out to be. After all, you're missing a rather obvious thing right in front of your face." You hummed in your cocky singsong voice.

"And what might that be?" Hakuba asked.

"Now, what kind of detectives would you be if a child had to answer such obvious questions for you?" You tisked. "No wonder none of you can catch Kid." You were now officially in taunting territory, but you didn't care. Sure, Kid was a bit of a pervert, dork, and dummy, but you'd be damned if someone blamed him for something he didn't do. Fortunately, Ran was sitting between you and Conan, so all the boy could do at the moment was glare at you.

"On that note, it seems our last meal is here." Miss Doctor drew everyone's attention from you, as the maid began to pass out the food.

"I don't like it, the game just started, and he called it our last meal." Granny mumbled. "It's kind of depressing if you ask me."

"No need to worry, I made this food myself. I can assure you there is no poison in it." Chubby Chef tried to soothe.

"However, all of our utensils have been out in the open from the start. Anything could have been placed on our cups, plates, and silverware. Our seats were even chosen for us in advance by these signs. I agree with the young lady, Kid isn't likely to try to kill us. He isn't above pulling pranks on us that we won't appreciate though. I suggest we wipe everything down with our handkerchiefs before we do anything." Hawk Boy spoke.

"It wouldn't change anything, it'd be nearly impossible to make sure you removed all of an unseen substance from your utensils. We should just draw straws to decide where we sit." Baby Man shrugged.