shawn mendes imagines [ COMPLETED ]

pick up lines

shawn
are you french?
because eiffel for you.

y/n
i don't like that one.

shawn
are you lost ma'am?
because heaven is far from here.

y/n
that one literally made me spit out my water.

shawn
there's something wrong with my phone.
it doesn't have your number in.

y/n
but that doesn't work because you do have my number.
if you didn't, you wouldn't be texting me right now dumb ass.

shawn
you just ruined it.
thanks y/n.

y/n
you're so welcome :)

shawn
you know
i should start sending you a pick up line a day, i know how much you'd love that.

y/n
i will dump you straight away if you do that.

shawn
that's a shame :/

y/n
do i sense sarcasm, mendes?

shawn
maybe.
who knows.

y/n
so it wouldn't be a shame if i left you :(

shawn
i wouldn't know what to do.
who would i tell my pick up lines to?

y/n
ALL YOU WANT ME FOR IS PICK UP LINES?
im so hurt.

shawn
im sorry baby :/

y/n
i hate you!
im going to go and cry now.

shawn
you do that.

y/n
i will.

shawn
good.

y/n
good.

shawn
good.

y/n
i hate us.

shawn
i don't.

y/n
okay maybe i don't either.

shawn
you change your mind quick.

y/n
do i?
that's nice.

shawn
it is nice.

y/n
im tired.

shawn
random but okay.
i mean it is 2am.

y/n
maybe i should sleep.

shawn
or maybe you should stay up all night and text me?

y/n
that sounds like a way better idea.
fuck being tired.

shawn
who needs sleep anyway?

y/n
we probably do but it doesn't matter.

shawn
sleep is for the weak.

y/n
...
im not sure how to respond to that.

shawn
no.
im not sure where it came from.

y/n
weird.

shawn
very.

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i literally had to search up pick up lines for this because i couldn't think of any as im dumb.