Avengers One Shots (Gay Ships)(Request Closed)

5 Times Clint Barton Was a Dumbass + 1 Time He Was Pretty Badass (TonyxClint)

AN: I have prompts but this is super self indulgent so I'm super sorry broskis. Also despite what the title says this turned out to be less 'dumbass' but more 'cute dork'

Also a part of me really wants to write a Pokémon AU because that's some good fucking shit. Even if nobody wants it ill probably write it for myself anyway :')

Summary: Moronsexual can be defined as exclusively liking dumbasses and dumbasses only. Tony fully identifies as one.

Third Person's POV

"Ow!" He heard a pained shout from across the room and turned his head. His friend had cut himself with a knife and tried their best to suck the blood away. He smiled a little as he walked towards the kitchen and reached out for the medical kit that was stored in one of the shelves.

"Are you alright?" He asked and opened the box. He placed a bottle of antiseptic and some gauze on the table. The other whimpered a little.

"Tony it hurts." His friend whined, he couldn't help but chuckle a little.

"Quit being such a baby about it." He said in a softened tone, "Let me see it."

The blonde outstretched his finger and he studied the depth of the cut. Fortunately, the other wouldn't need any stitches. He dabbed a cotton ball with some antiseptic and dabbed the wound carefully.

"It hurts!" The blonde flinched violently and he continued to clean the wound. Nevertheless, his friend eventually eased up when he finally started to dress the wound. "Remind me to never play with knives again."

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." He continued to smile and found the other man's childishness adorable. He stored away the medical kit once again. "Take some pain killers if it hurts too much."

"Can't you just kiss it better?"

He laughed a little and patted the blonde's head. "You know what Clint? Just for you." He brought the injured finger to his lips and pressed a light kiss.

Clint Barton flushed red, completely surprised at the brunette's actions. "I-I."

"Does it feel better?" He whispered and took a note at how red his friend had gotten. Clint simply nodded once, completely speechless. "That's good, try to be careful in the future alright?"

[...]

Most would say that Tony Stark would only invest his interest in extravagant things. That he wouldn't care about the little things here and there, but that wasn't true. He especially enjoyed all the things that no average person would give a shit about.

"Hey Tony, look at this." The blonde called him over one day. He raised an eyebrow but walked towards his friend. "Look at how cute this cat is." His friend showed him a digital cat on his phone, it was a game.

His lips quirked upwards as he studied the application. "It's very cute."

"I worked so hard to try and get it." Clint grinned and idly tapped away at the game. "I can even put a cute little bow on her." He couldn't help but smile wider at his friend's fascination of his game.

"Didn't you tell me that you owed Fury a report?" He asked, his fingers ran through the blonde hair. Clint grumbled and sank further into the couch that he lied on.

"Give me a minute." The blonde muttered. He chuckled and continued to stroke the younger man's hair whilst watching him play the game.

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