Hiccup x oc oneshots

37- teasing

hey so this is finally not hicc x oc. south is in it, but as hiccup and jack's adoptive daughter. jack from rise of the guardians (jack frost) and hiccup are married and 26 years old. some backstory is that when south was 10, jack would teach her guitar. he found out she was in an abusive home so he and hiccup took her in. some real funny shit here. (south calls jack 'dad' and hiccup 'papa, [pronounced poppa])

hiccup is 26

south's p.o.v

"dad! papa! i'm home!" i call out into our house after I get home from school. they walk in to greet me as i sling my bag off my shoulder and onto the hook.

"hey sweetheart" my papa greets me with a smile. I only started calling them that 2 years ago.

"hey south, how was school?" my dad pulls me into a hug.

"about as school as school can get" i say, shrugging

"does that even make sense?" my dad, or jack, asks. I shrug again

"who knows?" i follow them through to the kitchen and get a glass of water

"oh yeah, astrid told me to tell you to call her" hiccup points out. i nod.

"okay, i'll do that later on. i'm gonna take a shower" i kiss the top of their heads, as they're sat down, and walk through to my room. it's a simple room with white walls covered in posters, drawings. I walk over to my nightstand and pick up my photo frame that has me, papa, dad, uncle snot, aunt sandy, aunt astrid, ruff and tuff, fishlegs, heather and dagur. I smile at the photo and place it down, before going to get a towel and go into the shower. I finish within 15 minutes, so i get out and get dressed in a pair of jeans and a loose shirt that i stole from my dad. I walk to the living room and sit down, pulling out my book. I begin to read when my papa sits next to me, looking over my shoulder

"what are you reading?" he asks. I show him the cover and he smiles.

"to kill a mockingbird. nice." he says. I grin.

"it's a very good book. i've almost finished it" i say cheerfully. he chuckles and kisses my temple before walking off. when i finish reading, it's about 7pm so I go to the kitchen to get food. I look through the cupboards and pull out cereal, too lazy to make anything else. I sit down and eat. jack walks in.

"that's not dinner" he points out.

"neither are muffins" i point out as he's about to take a bit of his chocolate muffin.

"touche" is all he says, ruffling my hair. I swat at his hand and he laughs.

"remember to call astrid or she'll skin me and hiccup alive"

"fine." I salute and put my empty bowl in the sink, walking to my room. I call astrid who instantly picks up

"finally! i've been waiting ages" she whines. i laugh

"sorry aunt astrid. I was reading"

"gods you are just like hiccup" she mutters. i laugh

"yeah yeah, what's up?" we talk for about 2 hours, until I hear my dad and papas bedroom door open and close

"dad and papa have gone to bed, we'll have to text" I tell astrid.

"okay" I hang up and we start texting. i can hear muffled talking that i can just make out

"is she asleep?"

"yeah. don't worry about it" followed by a series of noises. I slowly stand up and put my ear to the wall and almost burst out laughing when I figure out that's it's a bunch of groaning. i put my hand over my mouth and practically fly to my phone.

holy shit no way!!! I text astrid

language. what happened

i'm hearing some very... provocative noises coming from my dad and papa's room

wait are they...?

YES! AHAHAHAHA

that's gold! we are so gonna get them about this tomorrow.

no doubt. I'm trying so hard not to laugh

make no noises, this is too good.

i'm gonna try get some sleep with them two going at it like rabbits next door. night aunt astrid

goodnight sweetie. see you tomorrow. I put Spotify on my phone and put my noise cancelling earphones in, falling asleep.

the next morning

I wake up and almost laugh again when I remember what happened. I leave my room and put the hot water to boil, pouring some coffee in 3 cups. i hear a door open and close and seconds later my dad and papa emerge, looking a bit tired and messy. they sit down at the table as i place thhir cups in front of them, kissing both of them on the top of the head

"morning, dad. morning papa" I say.

"good morning sweetheart. how did you sleep?" dad says.

"oh, alright. how did you sleep?" i lean over the table, sipping my coffee

"fine." is all papa says.

"hmm. i assume you had a nice night?" i ask. jack almost chokes.

"you what?" he asks. I give them a wicked grin

"oh nothing. you must be very tired. those were quite some noises" i say casually. papa actually does start choking on his drink.

"what?" he yelps. I laugh.

"you're so loud papa! jeez!" I say, laughing. papa is bright red and dad's slamming head head on the table

"oh thor. we're sorry sweetheart" my dad says sheepishly, raising his head.

"what for? you think i'm gonna be mad at you because your having gay sex or something? it's not like i don't know what you two get up too when i fall asleep"

"i'll give you twently dollars to not say anything to astrid" papa says, laughing a little

"well, considering i was talking to her when you started, i'd say that's a little redundant" and just as hiccup is about to reply, the doorbell sounds.

"i'll get it" i say and jog to the door. i open it and see astrid, smirking

"hey aunt astrid!" I say loudly. she cackles

"hey sweetheart. wheres hiccup and jack? we need to have a little chat!" she says just as loud. we hear chairs scaping across the floor followed by a door slamming. we laugh hard

"holy hell" I guffaw.

"c'mon. let's go find them"

hahahah that was funny.