Hiccup x oc oneshots

103- girl talk

hiccup is 16

south's p.o.v

i mumble to myself about energy mix as i do my homework in the library. suddenly, the chair in front of me is moved out, so i look up, seeing astrid, ruffnut, heather, mala and north. 

"hey!" i say, grinning.

"hey south. we wanted to ask you something" mala says in her british accent that is similar to my own accent.

"... this isn't an intervention, right?" i ask. they all laugh.

"no, we were just curious about something."

"okay, shoot."

"so... you are the only one in this group who has ever kissed anybody or had sex. we wanted to know what it's like?" i smile a little, a fleeting thought of my boyfriend of three years passes through my mind. 

"what kind of things d'you wanna know? just like, the small details or like, the juicy stuff, or even the proper stuff, like what we do?"

"tell us anything you are comfortable sharing" heather says. i smirk.

"oh, girls. don't you know i have no shame? i will tell you everything" i put my pen down and lean forward, resting my arms on the table in front of me. 

"okay, so the sappy shit first. being with someone in that way is incredible. it's like... it's only you two in that moment. you can't think about anything other than them... it's amazing. kissing someone is like, a small thing but it means a lot with the right person. i mean, me and hiccup lost both our first kisses and virginity to each other. now, for the real shit." i giggle. the girls all lean forward too, as if wanting to catch my every word. 

"so. kissing and sex. do you wanna know just how it is in general? or how hiccup does it?"

"...both" astrid says. i nod.

"okay. kissing. kissing is great. it can go a few ways. one, a simple, innocent little peck on the lips. nice and simple. two, a longer kiss, but no tongue. and then we have tongue. kissing with tongue is pretty nice. not to mention... hiccup does it really well." they all giggle. 

"okay. so, then, after that, we have makeout with touching. not the waist or hair. i'm talking boobs, ass, and sometimes, even the front. now, if your man touches the front, you know he wants to go further. if you don't, that's when you stop. if you know for a fact you are ready and can be safe, then you need to show him that. kiss harder, grip his hair, just a little sign. then, he may start getting at your clothes. help him. take of shirts first. always shirts first. then, trousers. then you go for the bra. if he can't unhook it, do it for him. if he can, be a little more wary. it shows he may have done that quite a few times before now, hiccup, he couldn't figure it out for the life of him. the next day, he actually asked me to show him how to unhook it for future reference. then, once clothes are all gone, you can go straight into it, or you can do a little foreplay"

"foreplay?" 

"yeah. it's basically things you do before actual sex. fingering, oral, things like that."

"what do you and hiccup do?" ruff asks. i grin.

"many things. we've done oral, on both of us. he's fingered me, i've jacked him off"

"what is foreplay like?"

"lets start with oral. oral is mind blowing. sometimes i actually have to stop because it's so overwhelmingly good, that i'm feeling dizzy."

"if i'm okay to ask... what is giving him head like?"

"i love it, and he does too. shit, i've given him head in the school bathrooms before. when giving head, you can spit or swallow. i personally swallow, though he tells me i don't have to"

"doesn't it taste like, really gross?"

"nope. i think the taste differs from person to person, but for him, it tastes a little salty, yet sweet at the same time. like when you eat a piece of salty and sweet popcorn at the same time"

"i never knew that. what about actual sex" i smile and lean back again.

"sex it... indescribable. it can go two ways. either love making, or sex. now, me and hiccup do both. sometimes, it's gentle and slow. and other times, he's almost pile driving me."

"what do you prefer?"

"i love both. when we're making love... it's so intimate, and special, like, afterwards, we just cuddle and tell each other how much we love each other. look here" i pull out my phone and pull up a post sex selfie we took. i show it to them.

"woah, you're like, glowing"

"i know. it's amazing. then, when having like, rough sex, it's so overwhelming and mind fogging. sometimes, hiccuo makes me go multiple times. it's so... there is no way to describe it, apart from fucking amazing. who knew our sweet and shy hicc was such a devil in bed" we all giggle. the library door opens, and hiccup walks in. he spots me, and grins.

"afternoon ladies" he says, sitting down next to me and kissing my cheek.

"speak of the devil and he shall appear" i giggle. hiccup raises his eyebrow

"talking about me?"

"you're a good conversation topic"

"ah, can't resist my raw vikingness" he flexes his non existent muscles, making us laugh. 

"south can't" north laughs. 

"north" i jokingly warn.

"no north, do expand on that point" hiccup throws his arm over my shoulders. i huff.

"apparently, the sweet and shy hiccup is a freak in the sheets" north continues. i gasp.

"north!" 

"hmm. talking about our sex life, south?"

"they wanted to know what sex was like okay? i just happened to provide my own experiences"

"heh. well, alls well and ends well" 

"sure. c'mon babe, we gotta head home. see you later, girls" they wave goodbye. 

"i love you" hiccup says randomly on the bus. i smile

"i love you too. so much so i'm talking about you to my best friends" i giggle.

"what an honour, babe. what an honour" i laugh, leaning against his shoulder. he kisses the top of my head. 

"totally"