Hiccup is a vicar in this (don't ask me why, please. I don't knowwww)
Hiccup is 25, south is 23
Hiccup's p.o.v
I heave a sigh as I pick up another chair after the end of the service. I turn around to grab another one and see another woman silently pickup up more chairs and stacking them a how did I not see her?
"Oh! Hi! You don't have to help, you can go" I smile kindly at her. She looks slightly startled
"Oh Uh, I don't really have anywhere to be, so I figured I'd help pack away, if that's okay?" I grin at her
"I appreciate it. What's your name? I don't think I've seen you before"
"South Jorgenson" She says, almost timidly. I freeze lightly
"Jorgenson? You don't happen to know snotlout, do you?"
"H-he's my husband... you know him?"
"He's my cousin. Bullied me all throughout school. Still picks on me for being a vicar and not enjoying sex and all that."
"Right... I remember him mentioning a... hiccup? Saying something about his cousin hiccup being a vicar and being a virgin at 25" she giggle slightly. I give her a lopsided grin
"That'd be me!" She laughs.
"Hey, I don't mean to come across as rude but are you okay with snotlout? I know how he is..."
"Um..." she looks away
"He hurts you, doesn't He" I say softly. She nods
"Yeah, But it isn't that bad. I'll live"
"You shouldn't have to. Snotlout is the nastiest man I've ever knows, aside from his father, of course. Would you consider attending church weekly? I can help you out a little"
" I would love that." She smiles. We finish packing the chairs away, music playing quietly in the background. We finish packing a few chairs away, and end up stood close together. I look down at her, and am suddenly gripped with an overwhelming desire to kiss her. I curse myself for it, as it is against the bible to see this way of a married woman. I shake my head a little and step back, offering a friendly smile.
"Right. That's that done. I'll walk you out" she nods and follows me out.
"Thank you for letting my spill my troubles to you" o nod
"Of course. It's what I'm here for" she leans in and hugs me. I hug her back. She presses a kiss to my cheek before turning and walking away. I smile for a moment, before heading back to the vicarage, my house.
"Hey bud!"
Over time, south spends a lot of time at the church. She volunteers, attends all the services we offer, she even took a small job working in the cafe. I spend a lot of time with her. She sometimes comes over to my house for a hot chocolate and a chat. Today is one of those days
"Hiccup?" She asks, sipping her drink
"Hm?"
"I... I filed for a divorce from snotlout" I choke in my drink
"Really?"
"Yeah..."
"Wow, that's great! I'm glad you'll finally be happy" I stand up and hug her. She hugs me back, burying her head in my chest. I've been plagued with thoughts of her, thinking about kissing her and touching her in awful ways. I've been praying for it to go away, for god to remove these thoughts from my head but they just won't go. It's driving me insane. I shake of the thoughts again as we pull away. She smiles at me
"I have a court meeting in an hour. I'll see you soon?"
"See you" she kisses my cheek and leaves the vicarage. Toothless watched me from the sofa. I sigh and sit next to him. He shuffles and places his head in my lap, whining at me.
"What do I do? I... I want her. I do, and I know I shouldn't." I rest my head on top of his, his tongue curls up and hits my jaw, making me chuckle
"Thanks bud. Let's go get something to eat.
"I'm free!" South announces happily when I open the door 6 months after that day
"You did it?"
"Yeah! It's done!" I hug her fiercely. I've accepted my feeling for her. I suppose ta just that I'm a man, I'm 25 and have never even kissed a girl, so I guess it's normal to feel these things
"I've got dinner ready. Come I through" I say when we pull away from the hug. I follow her through to my dining room. She quickly pets toothless who is laying in the floor before sitting down. I bring through the prawn salad I've made. She takes a portion, as do I. We chat as we eat. Once we're done, we settle I. The living room to watch a movie. My arm is slung over the back of the sofa, south sat in front of it. Toothless has his head in my lap. We watch for a while, until I can see south looking at me from her peripheral vision. I look down at her, too. Although it's pretty dark, I'm pretty sure she's blushing
"You okay?" I ask her. She swallows
"Mhmm..."
"Are you sure because you loo- mmf!" I let out a muffled sound of surprise when she leans up and places her lips on mine. I freeze, and she pulls away, looking horrified
"O-Oh no, I'm so sorry! I- I didn't mean too! I just/"
"South" I chuckle, feeling a little breathless from my first ever kiss. She looks fearfully at me. I lean down and press my lips against hers again. She squeaks in surprise before melting against me, wrapping her arms around my neck, I hold her waist, but have to move to grab her wrist when she starts going for my shirt. I pull back with a sad smile
"You know I can't do that, South. As much as I want to, I can't"
"S-Sorry" She whispers, retracting her hands
"Sex after marriage, I'm afraid. I want to. Thor I... Ive wanted to for so long. Hel, this is the first time I've ever even kissed a girl"
"Really?"
"Yeah. Apparently being a vicar puts people off
"I like that you're a vicar. You're dedicated to helping everyone. It's a good trait to have"
"I suppose" I chuckle and kiss her again.
2 years later
"I know pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride" I lean down and connect my lips to souths. Everyone begins cheering. We've finally gotten married. Of course, I can't officiate my own marriage, so I had my good friend fishlegs do it. Me and south are called to do the first dance. We sway lightly to the song stand by me by Ben E king. After the song ends, people begin to join us on the dance floor
"Are you having fun, mrs haddock?" I lightly tease.
"I just..." I frown at her sad expression. I gently pull her away from the crowd to our table
"Are you Okay?"
"Yeah, I'm just thinking. This isn't my first time being married. The first time was awful. Courthouse wedding, all that. I thought I'd never be happy again, but now... I'm with the man I truly love, in a wedding that is so beautiful it doesn't even seem real..."
"I get it. I love you, South. I do."
"Yeah... I love you too, hiccup" when we leave to get into the car to go to the airport, I try to shield south from the onslaught of rice.
In the taxi on our way to our hotel, i feel what is almost like stage fright form in the pit of my stomach. I use the key fob we're given to open the door and set the bags down next to it. The moment it's closed, south gently pushes me back down against the door as it locks itself. She pulls me down and kisses me, and I kiss her back.
"If you don't want to do this, just tell me" she whispers against my lips.
"I've been waiting two years for this moment" I whisper back, gently taking off her flower crown and setting it aside. When we start kissing again, it's different. This kiss is... sensual. I now feel no guilt for stating at her with lusty eyes as she leads me towards the bed. She begins to loosen my tie and unbutton my shirt, and it isn't long before I'm divested of both. I gently tug the zipper down on her dress, letting it fall and pool around her feet. The lacy lingerie she's wearing underneath makes me freeze
"North convinced me... you like it?"
"Yeah... you look beautiful" I whisper. She smiles at me.
"I love you too" we lay down in the bed. I kick on my pants and shoes, leaving me in just my boxers. I pull off the lingerie, leaving her nude.
The next morning
I let out a groan, briefly wondering why toothless isn't in the bed when I feel souths warm body in my arms. I smile, remembering that we're now in Brazil on our honeymoon. She yawns and flutters her eyes open, looking up at me with her big her doe eyes
"Good morning" she whispers. I smile, trailing my finger over her hip
"Good morning, baby. Did you sleep okay?"
"Better than I have in a very long time, actually"
"Why's that?"
"Because I'm finally safe"
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