Dare (by -SpongeBobSquarePant): Hmmm I got a dare! I dare you to wear a dress for the whole day :3
*is seen wearing a very poofy, light pink dress with white flowers in it, and he is completely unamused* Of course, Rosy, of freaking course, you got me the girliest dress you could ever get. >:(((
Rosy Star: Custom made by Rarity! I told her the dress was for me, buuuut I gave her your measurements ;)
*sarcastically* Fantastic. *smirks* I'm sure you'd LOVE to see me parade this dress at school, but with my amazing charms, I got told I get to stay all day in my room! You told my professors I was sick, right?
Rosy Star: Oh yeah, don't worry. I told them you were sick.
Good~ *sits in his bed* About time you did something NICE for me.
Rosy Star: Yeah....I told them you were REALLY sick~ *smirking*
......Wait, I don't like that look. What did you do?
Rosy Star: You staying in your room in a dress would be a needlessly boring chapter. The asker doesn't deserve that! So, I let your friends know that they should definitely come and check on you here!
YOU DID WHAT???!!!! *looking absolutely furious* Y-You better not have told Silverstream about this!! *looks a bit more flustered after saying that*
Oh, she'll come. I don't need to tell her~ See ya! *teleports out*
ROSY I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Ocellus: *knocks on Gallus's bedroom door* Gallus? Can we come in? I hope you've been feeling better!
*hides underneath his covers while grumbling*
Smolder: *after a long pause* Ocellus, come on, he's super sick! Why would he open the door? He doesn't even do that when he's healthy. *rolls her eyes* Just watch. *she ends up opening the door, because it was unlocked*
*more grumbling as he hears the door open*
Smolder: Hey, Gallus! ...Wait, what are you doing under the covers??
Oh, uh, hey! *fake cough* Just uh....I don't want all of my horrible germs to get to you guys, that's all!! *two fake sneezes*
Sandbar: Aww, don't worry so much dude! We can just keep our space!
Ocellus: And...aren't you claustrophobic? Being wrapped under the covers like that gives a very small space...
Oh please, I totally faced THAT fear like *fake cough* a LONG time ago.
Smolder: *rolls her eyes, and starts counting with her claws* 5.....4....3....2....1
GAUGH!!!! *he gets his head out of the covers* Okay, fine! I don't wanna be trapped down there! B-But still, you guys REALLY shouldn't be here... *coughs again, a lot louder*
Yona: Yona not abandon griffon when sick! Griffon is our friend! Friends there when one is sick!
Sandbar: Rosy Star told us how bad you are! That you have this really bad griffon flu that makes you sneeze and cough nonstop, that you have a fever, AND that you've got a really bad belly rash.
...Rash, huh? She REALLY told you that? *scowling* Well, as you can see, I'm MUCH better already. So uh, I'll see you...tomorrow.
Ocellus: Gallus, you don't have to be embarrassed about a rash. We all get those...
*mumbles under his breath* That's not what I'm embarrassed about.
Ocellus: ...What did you say?
Nothing!! Just uh....yeah, the rash still hurts. *pretends to moan in pain* And it's super ugly. You don't want to see it.
Yona: Yona want to see rash!
Smolder: Yeah, we can take it! We came to check that you're better, didn't we? *tries to pull Gallus's covers off*
NO! I mean.. *as he's pulling the covers away from Smolder* I told you, I AM better! I'm barely even coughing anymore! So just go!
Smolder: ...You're hiding something, aren't you??!! *pulling harder*
Sandbar: Smolder, chill out! He doesn't have to show us if he doesn't want to! *worried look*
Smolder: Yona, help me out here!
Don't you DARE!!!
Yona: Yak best at tug of war!! Yona want to SEE griffon better! *she helps pull with Smolder, and they take the covers off*
*AND THEY ALL SEE GALLUS IN THE DRESS, and they can't help but to burst out laughing. Except Ocellus who is just giggling*
*looking flustered and furious as he's seen with his poofy dress* Oh, shut up! I-I was dared to wear it, alright?! And it WAS supposed to not be so bad, because I was allowed to stay here in my room....Ugh, I still have to kill Rosy for this.
Smolder: Some awesome dare you were given!! *laughing hard* Awwww, you look so ADORABLE!!
Shut. It.
Sandbar: *playfully gets flirty* Yeah, aren't you the most pretty and cute princess I've ever seen~?
*blushes a bit* Oh, shut your gay mouth!
Ocellus: *giggles* Guys, guys, let's calm down. It's not a bad thing if he wears a dress.
Yes it is!!! I look like I'm trying to be a pretty fairy princess!!
Smolder: *laughs more* Hey, he said it, not me!
Yona: *trying to stop laughing* G-Griffon look good in dress! Yona honest! Friends just want to tease griffon for teasing us always!
Smolder: Oooohh, yeah, you look GREAT! You should wear pink dresses all the time!! *laughing more*
Sandbar: *snickering* I'll love to buy you some, Princess Gallus~!
UGH. If you guys weren't my friends, I would SO hurt you right now!!
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Ask or Dare Gallus!
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