Rosy Star and I watch a visual mess (with sex jokes that shouldn't be in here!)

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((Author's Note/Warning: Well, y'all know I usually don't make comments at the beginning of the chapter, so you can see I'm gonna say something important. This next dare, like the previous ones, is pretty late. It's from 7 months ago actually avfkjbjkgdfbg, I'm glad to say the next questions or dares will be more recent. Because this dare came in late, I jumped right into doing it as its turn came and, I gotta warn you, there's a lot of sex jokes in this video Gallus and Rosy were dared to watch. The video has a bit of a raunchy sense of humor, and though I tried to not mention the more messed up jokes, this is my warning in case you want to skip this chapter. This book is meant to have a PG rating. It's meant to be as close to canon as an internet Wattpad book can be, outside of a few liberties for the readers and for myself: potential for Gallus to break some of the fourth wall, portraying Gallus as in a relationship with Silverstream in certain chapters, cussing, among others. The language in the video JUST manages to be allowed in this book. But if you're put off with Gallus seeing and saying more suggestive/questionable stuff, skip this chapter, and I hope to see you in the next one. If you don't mind more suggestive/questionable MLP stuff, then enjoy the chapter! Without more stalling, here we go))

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Dare (by Dylan-Has-No-Life): I dare you to watch this: My Little Pony - Friendship is Gic: Pinkie Pie tIt uolliaC (Censored). I realise the title is long but its pretty funny and gross (not in a gory way, I know you hate gore) but it's REALLY funny. My challenge is for you to keep a straight face through the whole thing! Rosy is not exempt either! Good luck mate. ;D

Geesh, what kind of a title for a video is that? It better be a worthwhile video then, otherwise it doesn't deserve your advertising. 

Rosy Star: I just hope it's not TOO gross. I hate gross-out stuff! 

I hate having to do dares with you <.<

Rosy Star: *glares at him* You're not obligated to say you hate me in every chapter I'm in, Gallus >.>

I am, actually. *gives a small, annoying smirk*

Rosy Star: HMPH! >:c

Now, let's see what this...horribly named video is about. And see if we can keep a straight face to it...Wait, what happens if we DON'T keep a straight face? Do we stop the video?

Rosy Star: I don't think so. I think it just means we lose the challenge. *searches the video on Youtube* It IS a bit long...It's 10 minutes and 31 seconds. Let's do this; if either of us cracks up quickly, we keep watching it to keep the chapter going. If we don't, then we'll stop when we crack, if we crack. Sounds good?

I guess...

Rosy Star: But before we start...oh my God, look at this thumbnail!

oh my God, look at this thumbnail!

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Rosy Star: ....I ship it -u-

*gives a disgusted look* What?! They don't even get along!

Rosy Star: But they can turn into an entertaining love-hate ship in an alternate universe where Starlight doesn't redeem herself, Twilight teaches Trixie to better her magic and to learn friendship instead, and they form an unlikely relationship!! *gives a tiny squee*

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