Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by fnafdemon): I dare you and Rosy to say 5 filipino tongue twisters. Search if you want.
Well, yeah, of course I'm gonna search. I don't know what 'Filipino' means! *looks at Rosy Star* Do YOU know what that is?
Rosy Star: Gallus, Filipino refers to someone or something that comes from The Philippines!
*blinks* Okay....but what are The Philippines? I've never heard of that place before.
Rosy Star: Oh, it's a human country on Earth.
Wait, really? How do YOU know about a HUMAN country? You're a pony!
Rosy Star: *nervous smile* WELL, UH...Eheh! I don't think we should waste time with terminology, Gallus! Let's look up those tongue twisters!
*suspicious look* Uh-huh. With full offense, this dare would be a lot more fun to do if I didn't have to do it with you.
Rosy Star: Yeah, I know, you don't have to tell me *gives an annoyed pout as she searches for Filipino tongue twisters in her computer, and after a bit her eyes widen* Oh no...
*groans* What is it?
Rosy Star: Just as I suspected...these tongue twisters are in another language.
And how in the name of FUCK can we do a dare like this?!
Rosy Star: Hmph, Ryan probably knows neither of us knows this language. He must've dared us this because he knows it'll be extremely hard for us. *huffs* You know, I'm regretting letting others dare me now! Dx
You know, it'd be way more entertaining to watch us do this if it was in a VIDEO and not written down.
Rosy Star: Well, not doing dares because YOU think they're uninteresting is not a good excuse.
*groans a bit* Is there some sort of site where we can hear how these are supposed to be pronounced, at least?
Rosy Star: Actually, there is! *searches on her laptop and puts Google Translate in another tab* Not only can you hear the pronunciation in Google Translate, but we can also translate it to English!
Hmm, okay. Let's give that a try.
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...Okay, HOW can 'Mountain control, battlefield control' be written like THAT? Languages are weird. *after Rosy clicks to hear the pronunciation for the Filipino tongue twister, he tries to imitate it* Poo-GONG boo-kit, poo-gong goo-baht? WHAT?
Rosy Star: *snorts* You TOTALLY said pugong wrong. It's Poo-GOON.
Poo-goon....Sounds like I'm calling a 'goon' shit.
Rosy Star: *giggles* Poo-goon bookit, poogoon goo-baht! This one isn't so hard to say fast!
