Dare (by TorchTorque): I dare you and Rosy to write songs for each other to sing. And no offensive lyrics!
Rosy Star: Woo! Okay, this dare was hard to get done. A lot harder than the short story dare we did almost a year ago. But we're ready to do it! So, Gallus, who should go first?
*already looking pretty annoyed* We can flip a bit. I'm choosing tails.
Rosy Star: Hey! You're supposed to ask ME what I choose! *gives an annoyed pout*
*groans a bit* Fine. Which do you choose?
Rosy Star: I....Well, I DO want to go with heads.
*glares* Then why do you complain then?! Whatever. Let's just get this over with. I already want to work on a chapter that has nothing to do with you!
Rosy Star: <n< Meanie!
*Gallus flips a bit, aka. an Equestrian coin, and once it lands, Gallus picks it up...and groans*
Rosy Star: *snickers* It landed on tails, didn't it?
*grumbles* Fuck my life.
Rosy Star: *grins* Get the singing started then! To introduce my song to the readers, I want to say that it's a parody song I've wanted to write for YEARS! This dare gave me the chance to do it! *looks at Gallus* Now let me pull the singing spell on you so you take it away.
*shakes his head as he grabs a paper with the lyrics to Rosy's song* Fuck it, I'm singing with my regular voice. *glares* I'm not gonna show off singing something YOU wrote.
Rosy Star: *glares back* Oh, come on! It's a song parody! It's not completely original by me!
I said fuck it. *presses play on the stereo next to him before Rosy can protest more/the instrumentals for Katy Perry's The One That Got Away start playing, and Gallus starts singing, looking bored and not caring when he gets a bit off-key*
It was a hot summer, when I got you
I named you after Tigger, from Winnie the Pooh
It was my eighteenth birthday, and I was sooo happyyyyyyEver since I loved you, my sweet tabby
Even though you were a bit rude, and kinda sassy
I should have known better, than letting you leave meeeeee
In another liiiiiife, you'd still be my caaaaaaaat
I would keep on feeding you until you'd get so faaaaaat
In another liiiiiiife, I would make you stay
So I don't have to say you were the cat that got awaaaaaay
The cat that got awaaaaaay
I was Jon and you were my fat Garfield
When it came to having pets, I was unskilled
Sometimes when I miss you, I watch the Pooh movies, oh woahSomeone said they saw you in their neighborhood
*looks weirded out before he sings* I went there to look for you, found a guy nude
It's time to face the truth, that I have so lost you
In another liiiiiife, you'd still be my caaaaaaaat
I would keep on feeding you until you'd get so faaaaaat
In another liiiiiiife, I would make you stay
So I don't have to say you were the cat that got awaaaaaay
The cat that got awaaaaaay
The caaaaaaaaaaat. The caaaaaaaaat. The caaaaaaat.
The cat that got away
All this money can't buy me a cat detector, no
Can't replace that cat with a million dogs, noooooooo
I should'a told you that kitty what it meant to me, woaaaaaah
....'Cause now the rats are back
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare Gallus!
RandomUgh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
