Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by...some anonymous creature): Hey Gallus! I have a dare for you! It's a simple one really! I dare you to ask your Professor Rainbow Dash to do a Sonic Rainboom for you and do what ever it takes to make her say yes
First off, you meant 'whatever' not 'what ever', since you mean it in the 'anything' context. But most importantly, I flat out do not get why don't you want me to reveal who you are. It's not like Professor Egghead is gonna get SUPER angry at this dare, I'm pretty sure this one is gonna be harmless. So what's with wanting to stay anonymous? ...I'm going to assume you are actually a robot and that you're not a real creature who actually has a name. But since I can't actually prove that, I still have to do this dare. Eh, whatever. At least it'll be easy.
*he flies off, and goes to find Rainbow Dash, landing beside her once he does find her in the Teacher's Lounge* Professor Egghead! You're not too busy, right? *has a not so innocent smile on his face*
Rainbow Dash: *gives an annoyed, unamused look* Actually, I am. I have all of these papers I need to correct for my Loyalty Class. And you know what, I have some late homework from YOU to correct in here. So it's Professor DASH to you!
*gives a sheepish smile* Heh, sure, I can understand that you're very busy....not that it's MY fault that you give any homework.
Rainbow Dash: Well, it's not my fault either! It's Twi--!
BUT I do think you need a well deserved break, Professor Egg--DASH. In fact, why don't you have a little flight? ...Maybe even make a sonic rainboom while you're at it?
Rainbow Dash: *her annoyance fades away* How come you haven't asked me to do a Sonic Rainboom until now, if you've wanted me to do one? *smirks a bit* EVERYONE knows it's only Rainbow Awesome Dash who can make a sonic rainboom~
Ehhh...I guess it just crossed my mind right at this very moment.
Rainbow Dash: Uh-huh. Look, I love doing my sonic rainboom, but I really need to finish correcting these papers. *looking a bit annoyed again* Twilight wants us to have the grades set before we start preparing all of you kids for the final exams.
Doing a sonic rainboom can't take that long! *has a bit of a manipulative tone* You have to be the fastest pegasus alive~!!
How can you possible deny just a few seconds, maybe a minute, of doing a sonic rainboom, and impressing me with your awesome, fantastic, marvelous and completely unique flying skills~?
Rainbow Dash: *snickers* Alright, alright, quit flattering me, I'll--*gasps as she looks at Gallus giving her HIS PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE PUPPY DOG EYES*
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*with an innocent and cute tone* Pleaaaase Professor Dash? Just one sonic rainboom?
Rainbow Dash: H-Hey, don't do that! I was gonna say that I'm gonna do it! *in a more hushed and annoyed tone* And you're not going to make me go 'Awwww' at your stupid puppy dog eyes--not that I ever would.
*smirks* As long as my puppy dog eyes work, your insults are invalid!
Rainbow Dash: Oh, whatever! One sonic rainboom is coming right up!
*Once they come out of the school, Rainbow starts doing her sonic rainboom. She starts flying insanely fast, feeling tears roll down from the speed, and once she gets just fast enough, the sonic rainboom is formed!!*
*he looked expectantly as Rainbow Dash flew from down below, but he jumps from the shock once the sonic rainboom is formed* WOAH!!!!
*Rainbow laughs happily and cheers herself on, as she forms a rainbow right behind her. Some students that were around in the area see the sonic rainboom in amazement, as it illuminates its rainbow colors around the school*
Rainbow Dash: *finally lands in front of Gallus with a proud smile* And that, Gallus, is how I make one awesome sonic rainboom!
*his eyes are wide and even sparkling from amazement as he smiles* Woah...yeah, that was actually REALLY cool. You win, Professor. You really are twenty percent cooler than any pegasus I know.
Rainbow Dash: And don't you forget it~! *after giving a wider smile, she glares at Gallus*And don't forget to call me Professor DASH, either. I deserve that after making a sonic rainboom just for you.
Fine, fine, I'll watch my mouth... *secretly crosses his fingers behind his back*
Rainbow Dash: Good! *pleased smirk* Now if you excuse me, I have some students waiting to greet their favorite professor~! *rushes to the students that saw her sonic rainboom, to brag to them*
...Hmph, she better give me bonus points if I actually get her to be Teacher of the Month.
