Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by AdamOrtiz346): I dare you do emoji dance from emoji movie
*raises an eyebrow* ...Emoji Movie? There's a movie about little yellow faces and icons humans use on their phones? What kind of movie could you make with little icons? And more importantly, WHY would you want to make a movie with emojis in the first place?! Unless if humans are WAY dumber than I thought, I can't think of anyone hearing a name like 'Emoji Movie' and get excited about watching it, expecting it to have compelling characters and complex themes and oh so much lore...If anyone has watched it, can you tell me if it's a 'so bad it's good' movie? I love to watch those movies and make fun of them when I can, and maybe I can find it if I 'borrow' Rosy's laptop. If not, tell me it's not worth my time and that it'll just make me wish I was dead.
Now let's see what stupid dance this movie boosted enough for someone to want me to do it here. *searches up Youtube, and types in the search-bar "emoji dance from emoji movie" like the asker worded it*
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Oh, sweet Grover, this already looks awful. Those giant emoji heads are held up by those skinny chicken legs?! Puh-lease! Not even bobble-heads have anatomy THIS bad. And is that....a hand with tiny legs, in the last little picture? Geesh, look at that heart eyes emoji, and the fucking shit emoji. I can tell from the lighting that the animators are trying to make this movie look appealing, but that's too damn hard when you have to give arms and legs to emojis.
I'm gonna go with the second clip here. The first one is longer, and the third one has more emojis, so both are definitely worst. That second one should give me the dance that I need...well, that ADAM needs. *rolls his eyes in annoyance as he clicks on the second video*
*lets out a laugh* Oh, look at those likes and dislikes!
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Even just a little clip has 28k dislikes! This is gonna be awful. Judging from the year this was released, 2017 wasn't much better than 2020, apparently. *clicks play on the video*
